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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764277 times)

Solifuge

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2190 on: November 24, 2011, 02:34:11 am »

Oh god dammit I had that one clipboarded just now. Damn you Soli. Daaammnnn yoooooouuuuu.

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Soli do you like bananas?

Hey, it was my first OOC quote in forever. I deserve a freebie after all this time.

Also yes, that I do. There are few situations that a banana can not improve.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2191 on: November 24, 2011, 02:56:11 am »

There are few situations that a banana can not improve.
Am I even allowed to do this to the post directly above me?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2192 on: November 24, 2011, 03:01:58 am »

So let me get this straight. You're a Solifuge who likes bananas.


Well, you're going to GO bananas...


ON THE MOON!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2193 on: November 24, 2011, 10:49:50 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2194 on: November 24, 2011, 05:23:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2195 on: November 24, 2011, 07:22:20 pm »

I... don't really see the point of those two. The second one, possibly, but it seems like a bit of a stretch.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2196 on: November 24, 2011, 07:26:15 pm »

The question in both cases is: What the hell are they talking about?

The answer is assumed to be bad.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2197 on: November 24, 2011, 08:59:26 pm »

From #Bay12RTD

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[19:56] <@Taricus> Though the funny thing is, we still have the body in the freezer...
[19:57] <SerCon> o.O
[19:57] <SerCon> Is that like... a Taricus thing, or an Australian thing?
[19:57] <@Taricus> Nah, my mother :P
[19:57] <@Taricus> So yes, a your mom joke can be made out of it :P

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2198 on: November 26, 2011, 07:58:04 am »

Wait what.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2199 on: November 27, 2011, 06:33:06 am »

How many (legal) jobs are there where I could wave around a packet of lube
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2200 on: November 27, 2011, 11:20:38 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2201 on: November 27, 2011, 04:00:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2202 on: November 29, 2011, 09:28:27 am »

Another one from #Bay12RTD:

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2203 on: November 29, 2011, 04:16:07 pm »

Quote from: From a friend talking to people next to me and my other friend, out of the blue..
Is ecchi really a word for porn?
We started out talking about skyrim...
I assume real life conversations are ok.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2204 on: November 29, 2011, 09:52:38 pm »

Quote from: From a friend talking to people next to me and my other friend, out of the blue..
Is ecchi really a word for porn?
We started out talking about skyrim...
I assume real life conversations are ok.

>Skyrim
>Ecchi
>You just know someone's already made a mod for that.
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