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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757157 times)

scriver

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2160 on: November 15, 2011, 08:39:31 pm »
Duuude it was eve better:

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02:34   Darvi   I think I'll just haul my ass off to bed and collapse there
02:34   glyphgryph   Noooo
02:34   glyphgryph   I want to hit the climax tonight
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2161 on: November 15, 2011, 08:47:48 pm »
It keeps happening

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[19:45]<Darvi> Do you know how big my pants have to be?
[19:45]<Darvi> So that all my stuff can fit in there?
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2162 on: November 15, 2011, 08:51:03 pm »
Fortunately my jackets have huuuuge pockets, so the answer to that question is "not a lot"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2163 on: November 16, 2011, 12:01:26 am »
Quote from: Gatleos
The fuck just happened? WHY AM I NAKED?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2164 on: November 16, 2011, 12:02:01 am »
...Didn't I say that?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2165 on: November 16, 2011, 12:03:59 am »
No, It was Gatleos actually making the turn post.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2166 on: November 16, 2011, 06:58:06 am »
Quote from: Powder Miner on November 16, 2011, 12:01:26 am
Quote from: Gatleos
The fuck just happened? WHY AM I NAKED?
I've had mornings like that.  :-\
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2167 on: November 16, 2011, 03:44:26 pm »
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Toony: and to be more creepy it invovled you and me and Godzilla
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2168 on: November 17, 2011, 02:27:34 am »
Quote from: kaenneth on November 15, 2011, 06:14:44 am
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on November 15, 2011, 12:41:50 am
Quote from: greatorder on November 14, 2011, 05:53:15 pm
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Captain: do you have a degree in theoretical physics?
Janitor: I have a theoretical degree in theoretical physics.
*captain changes ID to theoretical theoretical physicist*

I'm guessing Spacestation 13.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MRLZUyLAlgk#t=478s

Oh, i knew the quote, i just noticed it's gotta be SS13.
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Centration. Similar to Spacestation 13, but in 3D and first-person. Sounds damn awesome.
NanoTrasen Exploratory Team: SS13 in DF.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2169 on: November 18, 2011, 09:56:47 pm »
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Aklyon: So, now we have the IRS trapped in a pit?
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IRS Agent 1: FOOLS, OUR TAX MAGIC SHALL TRIUMPH.
Furtuka: *throws holy water*
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Furtuka: *hires a lawyer*
Aklyon: *throws the Invisible Pink Unicorn*
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Lawyer: By the power invested in me by this book of loopholes, I hereby Banish Ye from this place!
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IRS Tsar: *Casts Reverse Anarchy*
Anarchist: Of what kind?
Anarchist: And where?
Lord_Projeck: *noms on spaghetti*
Anarchist: And does it involve oranges?
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Black Mage: BOATDOKEN!!
IRS Tsar: TAXU-SENPAI-POUNDCAKE
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Lord_Projeck: The troll has gotten to him ;_;
Lord_Projeck: THEN ITS GONNA EAT ME
Black Mage: BOATDOKEN TO ALL OF YOU!
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Lord Projecks head: *eats UV light*
Lord Projecks head: HUEHUEHUE
Furtuka: *Summons a 18th century doctor to take care of Arvoesine*
Ghost: *screams*
Lord Projecks head: DOKTOR
Lord Projecks head: I REQUIRE A BODY
Ghost changed their nickname to God.
Lord Projecks head: OH SWEET JESUS
Double Zombie Czar Kadzar in Exile: /me is consumed by flames
Doctor: *attaches Projeck's head to a slinky*
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Projeck the DAEMON: IMA FIRING MAH LAZOR
Projeck the DAEMON: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Solifuge: Oh god
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Ghost Czar Kadzar in Exile: At some point I became a zombie and then a double zombie, then I was burned to death
« Last Edit: November 18, 2011, 11:35:26 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2170 on: November 18, 2011, 11:38:35 pm »
Quote from: drago55577 on November 18, 2011, 11:37:33 pm
3 inches!?!? Small


I have about a meter.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2171 on: November 18, 2011, 11:44:55 pm »
In reply to that:
Quote from: Pnx on November 18, 2011, 11:43:44 pm
I've seen one that stretched all the way across the room, it was really impressive.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2172 on: November 20, 2011, 05:04:33 pm »
Quote from: Jopax on November 20, 2011, 05:02:59 pm
I don't like feeling more crap than I need to
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2173 on: November 22, 2011, 08:30:33 pm »
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Darvi:   Shouold I euthanize you?
Darvi:   I think I should
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Darvi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2174 on: November 22, 2011, 08:31:14 pm »
With me that's barely out of context.
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