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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757156 times)

Flying Dice

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2145 on: November 10, 2011, 11:55:00 pm »
Quote from: Dsarker on November 10, 2011, 09:37:19 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on November 10, 2011, 09:30:59 pm
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Hey! I'm a race-based supremacist!
I can heartily agree with this.

How did I know that would end up in here?

Also:

Quote from: Dsarker on November 10, 2011, 09:55:04 pm
“Please, Fniff...” She said, her monotone being tinged with panic. “Just... Please. Don’t go. Can you come to bed with me?”

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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2146 on: November 12, 2011, 08:51:00 pm »
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But you felt kind of weird about having his BLUE MUTANT PENIS dangle over your head while you sleep, so you covered it up with something even more obscene, some sort of revolting TROLL HOWIE MANDEL.
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I don't know how it works. It does.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2147 on: November 12, 2011, 09:04:52 pm »
Okay hahaha I know where that comes from and NO.

That is not from a Forum post! That is from a webcomic! I've been a bit lenient but now I see this situation popping up more and more often and I know a trend when I see one and it goes against the purpose of this thread which is semi-accidental humor kinda. That was totally on purpose and generally just does not fit.

No quotes that weren't made from a forum post or similar!
« Last Edit: November 12, 2011, 09:06:45 pm by dermonster »
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2148 on: November 12, 2011, 09:08:15 pm »
Have an apology quote.

Quote from: Itnetlolor on November 12, 2011, 07:23:46 pm
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« Last Edit: November 12, 2011, 09:10:31 pm by Urist Imiknorris »
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I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2149 on: November 12, 2011, 09:11:34 pm »
I would also like it if people had the source of the quote in their post somewhere. Generally one doesn't worry about this with forum quotes but sometimes you just have to do it manually.

You edited that mere seconds after I started writing.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2150 on: November 12, 2011, 09:21:29 pm »
Yeah, I didn't remember that until after I posted.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2151 on: November 13, 2011, 03:32:01 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on November 12, 2011, 10:20:11 pm
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2152 on: November 13, 2011, 02:31:19 pm »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on November 13, 2011, 02:29:42 pm
Flying Dice is incredibly talented and always prepared to go above and beyond the call of Cthulhu.
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I don't know how it works. It does.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2153 on: November 13, 2011, 04:12:04 pm »
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[22:11] <Yoink> ....All I can hear are the sounds of horse udders.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2154 on: November 14, 2011, 12:36:28 am »
Quote from: ToonyMan on November 13, 2011, 08:41:47 pm
Like being able to enjoy new things.  There's always new things, always.

Very very long new things...
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2155 on: November 14, 2011, 05:42:59 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on November 14, 2011, 03:46:42 pm
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The Marx generator will produce Engels-waves which should allow the inherently unstable isotope of Leninium to undergo a rapid Stalinisation in mere trockoseconds.
Thus establishing the triumph of the People's physics over the decadent bourgeois vacuum. Down with capitalist emptiness! We will replace vacuum with the bounty of the Proletariat!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2156 on: November 15, 2011, 12:41:50 am »
Quote from: greatorder on November 14, 2011, 05:53:15 pm
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Captain: do you have a degree in theoretical physics?
Janitor: I have a theoretical degree in theoretical physics.
*captain changes ID to theoretical theoretical physicist*

I'm guessing Spacestation 13.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2157 on: November 15, 2011, 06:14:44 am »
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Quote from: greatorder on November 14, 2011, 05:53:15 pm
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Captain: do you have a degree in theoretical physics?
Janitor: I have a theoretical degree in theoretical physics.
*captain changes ID to theoretical theoretical physicist*

I'm guessing Spacestation 13.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MRLZUyLAlgk#t=478s
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2158 on: November 15, 2011, 08:27:13 pm »
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[02:26] <Stiric> And then everyone was drink.
[02:26] <Boggotaruach> It's because WE LOOOVE TWILIGHT
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2159 on: November 15, 2011, 08:37:04 pm »
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