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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764329 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2130 on: November 06, 2011, 04:03:09 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2131 on: November 06, 2011, 03:40:36 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2132 on: November 06, 2011, 07:26:26 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on November 03, 2011, 07:00:56 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2133 on: November 06, 2011, 07:48:39 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on November 06, 2011, 07:25:56 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2134 on: November 06, 2011, 11:20:39 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on November 06, 2011, 11:07:56 pm
If I weren't in this I would be in yours so hard.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2135 on: November 07, 2011, 07:36:56 pm »
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We know this sounds more stupid than gross, but please remember this is the robotic version of Superman pointing his ass at Lex Luthor and blowing his head off with a well aimed turd.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2136 on: November 07, 2011, 07:48:03 pm »
Quote from: Johnfalcon99977 on November 07, 2011, 07:36:56 pm
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We know this sounds more stupid than gross, but please remember this is the robotic version of Superman pointing his ass at Lex Luthor and blowing his head off with a well aimed turd.

To be fair, that would be in context for pretty much every second Cracked article.  :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2137 on: November 07, 2011, 08:25:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2138 on: November 09, 2011, 12:24:17 am »
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You are on a sausage... Thing that's like a sausage... On your thing when... You are so sausage headed!

Not exact XD
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2139 on: November 09, 2011, 12:25:44 am »
Quote from: Janet on November 09, 2011, 12:24:17 am
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You are on a sausage... Thing that's like a sausage... On your thing when... You are so sausage headed!

Not exact XD
I think it was more like... "You are so sausage... sausage... thing! YOU ARE ON A SAUSAGE THING."

Then the sausage headed thing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2140 on: November 09, 2011, 08:24:39 am »
Quote from: Crustypeanut on November 09, 2011, 01:07:52 am
How useful would it be to have a very tiny ASS on a fighter?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2141 on: November 10, 2011, 02:34:14 am »
Quote from: Max White on November 10, 2011, 02:31:10 am
In other news...
Floating rainbow castle with magma moats. Webadict?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2142 on: November 10, 2011, 12:16:04 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on November 10, 2011, 12:11:27 pm
Sounds good, although I'm kind of wondering what the dogs are for and why they have to be in heat. To be honest, I'm not sure I want to know.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2143 on: November 10, 2011, 09:17:46 pm »
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By our count, at this point Ms. Davis had been killed at least three times.
On an article about poorly thought-out attempts of fraud.
EDIT:
From the same article:
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Basically, it reduced him to the average American man.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2011, 09:23:57 pm by GaxkangtheUnbound »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2144 on: November 10, 2011, 09:37:19 pm »
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