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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764358 times)

RedKing

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2100 on: October 31, 2011, 09:05:19 am »

am I the only one that wants to do it underground in tunnels and such and not aboveground?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2101 on: October 31, 2011, 09:06:39 pm »

Who else would I send my excess body hair to?
Wut.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2102 on: October 31, 2011, 10:54:29 pm »

AL: AT THE MOMENT
AL: ALL I KNOW IS
AL: IF I SOMEHOW END UP IN A POSITION
AL: TO INTERACT WITH MORE TOILETS THROUGH SBURB
AL: I WILL NOT
AL: DESTROY THEM
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2103 on: October 31, 2011, 10:55:20 pm »

AL: AT THE MOMENT
AL: ALL I KNOW IS
AL: IF I SOMEHOW END UP IN A POSITION
AL: TO INTERACT WITH MORE TOILETS THROUGH SBURB
AL: I WILL NOT
AL: DESTROY THEM
AL DESTROYS ALL OF THE TOILETS, ALL OF THEM.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2104 on: October 31, 2011, 11:09:53 pm »

OOC Quotes from AL 2: Return of the Questioning of AL's Gender
AL: WHAT NO
AL: NO
AL: I AM 100% DUDE
AL: ER
AL: REALLY, YOU CAN TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2105 on: October 31, 2011, 11:11:47 pm »

Who else would I send my excess body hair to?
Wut.
Well, who else would take it?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2106 on: October 31, 2011, 11:15:00 pm »

OOC Quotes from AL 3: The Toilets Strike Back
AL: I DUNNO ABOUT YOU
AL: BUT I THINK I'VE MANAGED TO BE BRANDED
AL: A TOILET VANDAL
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2108 on: November 01, 2011, 01:02:25 am »

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As if Western Pennsylvania needs any more excuse to get hammered.

And sorry bout the double post, I didn't even notice. My bad.
« Last Edit: November 01, 2011, 01:04:44 am by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2110 on: November 01, 2011, 12:17:32 pm »

do you know how hard it is to fit a George foreman grill in your ass?
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2111 on: November 02, 2011, 12:36:44 am »

But seriously I'm pretty sure they jacked something up majorly over there, and I know nothing other than the fact it exploaded. BECAUSE ALIENS!!!!!!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2113 on: November 02, 2011, 02:21:15 pm »

THANKS FLYING DICE

Thank you for posting that, because it let me notice this.

I cannot wait to screw these guys over as hard as possible
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2114 on: November 03, 2011, 12:18:19 am »

The first three times I read that as "God's laser penis".
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