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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764380 times)

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2070 on: October 15, 2011, 12:00:49 pm »
Quote from: Akura on October 15, 2011, 11:45:27 am
I think I gave my mom an orgasm

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Quote from: Vector on October 15, 2011, 02:17:29 pm
Of course, I also assaulted all the people and animals I could find with farming implements and frequently got wildly drunk
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2071 on: October 15, 2011, 05:50:36 pm »
Quote from: Think0028 on October 15, 2011, 03:25:43 pm
Either witches or bastards would be awesome.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2072 on: October 16, 2011, 12:27:47 pm »
1:29 PM - SHAD0Wdump: Now... Either I am a fish, or my head is sticking out a fish's arse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2073 on: October 16, 2011, 01:58:39 pm »
I don't know why, I just thought this needed to go here.
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Quote from: Criptfeind on June 06, 2011, 08:27:19 pm
I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2074 on: October 16, 2011, 03:06:20 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on October 16, 2011, 03:02:16 pm
I'll be the one fighting the monster spreadsheets.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2075 on: October 16, 2011, 07:43:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2076 on: October 18, 2011, 09:47:27 pm »
Quote from: Fniff on October 18, 2011, 06:07:40 pm
At least you can hear them coming.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2077 on: October 24, 2011, 03:22:39 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on October 24, 2011, 08:52:38 am
throwing ewoks into a lake of fart, watching them shatter.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2078 on: October 24, 2011, 03:29:42 pm »
Quote from: Soadreqm on October 05, 2011, 03:17:22 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2079 on: October 24, 2011, 07:36:22 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 24, 2011, 03:35:02 pm
Unless they're black. Those ones are poison.
You asked for it, bub.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2080 on: October 25, 2011, 09:07:08 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on October 25, 2011, 06:52:22 pm
Anyway, I'm in Vector now, so that's probably enough progress for the night...

(sorry Vector)
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I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2081 on: October 25, 2011, 09:10:39 pm »
... Note to self, read posts before making them.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2082 on: October 25, 2011, 09:17:18 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on October 25, 2011, 09:07:08 pm
Quote from: Bauglir on October 25, 2011, 06:52:22 pm
Anyway, I'm in Vector now, so that's probably enough progress for the night...

(sorry Vector)

Heh, I... saw that one coming.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2083 on: October 25, 2011, 09:27:38 pm »
>______>

I kind of wish I'd seen it coming before I wrote it, then I could take credit at least, but as it is all I can say is "My bad." Now to stop speaking of it.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2084 on: October 25, 2011, 11:50:21 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on October 25, 2011, 05:53:31 pm
curving thighs.  Seriously... I can't look at anything in that picture but the girl's alien curvy femurs.
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