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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764477 times)

Greiger

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1995 on: September 15, 2011, 04:11:46 pm »

DROP THE DRUGS NOT MY PANTS!

I'm sure no one expected this to show up here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1996 on: September 15, 2011, 05:15:52 pm »

That is a abhorrent thing to do to a dog, i swear this makes the dog have a chemical reaction with its preservatives ie. tastes like dead worm and smells like burnt sugar.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1997 on: September 15, 2011, 06:39:24 pm »

In other news, the monsters refused to violate my hole.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1998 on: September 15, 2011, 06:58:41 pm »

YOU WILL SHOW THE EDIT NOTIFICATION, YOU BASTARD OF A POST.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1999 on: September 15, 2011, 07:00:14 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2000 on: September 16, 2011, 03:39:02 pm »

HE IS GOING TO DIPLOMACY THEM UP THE ASS WITH A SPACYCLE GANG
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2001 on: September 18, 2011, 04:02:52 am »

It's an image but...

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2002 on: September 18, 2011, 04:03:56 am »

Question. Does it make sense in context?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2003 on: September 18, 2011, 09:41:48 am »

Quote from:  Roger Ebert
Masturbation seems healthier. It is performed with someone you admire.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2004 on: September 18, 2011, 12:44:25 pm »

*Nevermind it wasn't funny enough*

Why the fuck isn't the thing showing that I've edited my post popping up?
Doesn't show up if you edit quickly after posting (~2 mins, iirc).
It's more of before anybody else has viewed it before the edit, actually.
In popular threads, it's going to tick pretty much instantly (see: happy thread).
Slower threads it will, of course, take longer.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2005 on: September 18, 2011, 01:17:21 pm »

I don't think that's it, since I sometimes see people edit their posts without that happening.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2006 on: September 18, 2011, 01:25:01 pm »

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In other words, I'm in full support of this.
Hehe. Good luck finding this one out.
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« Last Edit: September 18, 2011, 07:31:23 pm by GaxkangtheUnbound »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2007 on: September 18, 2011, 07:13:09 pm »

One swift strike to prevent you from joining with my enemies. Ssh, Sleep now. Its better this way.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2008 on: September 20, 2011, 11:32:10 am »

No. I was just surfing Bay12, then OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2009 on: September 20, 2011, 08:12:07 pm »


Damn, what I wouldn't give for a good case of paedophilia
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