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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764521 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1980 on: September 09, 2011, 01:44:39 pm »
Quote from: mainiac on September 08, 2011, 07:15:19 am
Nobody has $20 to spare the first time, but spam it a few times and you'll get someone with $20 just begging for your delicious meat.  Give it to them and keep giving it to them until you finish.  Remember, this is a video game about two things, violence and giving people your meat.
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1981 on: September 10, 2011, 05:47:32 am »
闇彌 凉紀 pokes you in the belly~
[6:45:45 PM] 闇彌 凉紀: Bwoop~~
[6:45:50 PM] dr.octagonapuss117: Oh man that was a low blow
[6:46:05 PM] dr.octagonapuss117: Ref take this chick outta the ring that's clearly an illegal move
[6:46:19 PM] dr.octagonapuss117: YOU MAKE EGGMAN SAD :[
[6:46:28 PM] 闇彌 凉紀: 闇彌 凉紀 headbutts the ref
[6:46:33 PM] dr.octagonapuss117: G'damn
[6:46:35 PM] 闇彌 凉紀: 闇彌 凉紀 then pokes his belly
[6:46:37 PM] 闇彌 凉紀: Bwoop~~
[6:46:42 PM] dr.octagonapuss117: The humanity!
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Is apparently a Lizardman. ಠ_ಠ
Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1982 on: September 10, 2011, 04:42:00 pm »
<Dave> and they said i could never teach a llama to drive

<Dave> i think thats worse than demo in the bar toilet
« Last Edit: September 10, 2011, 04:45:59 pm by Darvi »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1983 on: September 10, 2011, 06:27:28 pm »
Quote from: Nilocy on September 10, 2011, 06:18:40 pm
Corset arrived in the mail. Fun times ahead.

I don't even know the context and I'm not sure I want to.
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« Reply #1984 on: September 10, 2011, 11:18:48 pm »
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1985 on: September 10, 2011, 11:50:30 pm »
Quote from: Janet on September 10, 2011, 11:18:48 pm
Quote from: Vector on September 10, 2011, 06:40:31 pm
The ENTIRE FUCKING WHALE.

This is the best kind of whale, because hey. You gotta rebuild populations somehow.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1986 on: September 13, 2011, 05:20:44 pm »
<scriver> I have three halves and all of them are BEAR
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1987 on: September 13, 2011, 05:51:11 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on September 13, 2011, 04:17:04 pm
murderers gonna murder

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1988 on: September 13, 2011, 09:30:00 pm »
Quote from: Dsarker on September 13, 2011, 09:17:37 pm
Three possible vectors (as far as I can discern).
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1989 on: September 13, 2011, 09:39:20 pm »
Quote from: a friend of mine
Take the captain and put him in the alligator room... The one with the particularly grumpy alligators.
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1990 on: September 14, 2011, 04:13:31 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on September 14, 2011, 04:07:46 pm
4 out of 5 casters agree- humanity sucks!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1991 on: September 14, 2011, 04:14:17 pm »
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Dude, yer udder is showing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1992 on: September 15, 2011, 01:56:26 am »
*Nevermind it wasn't funny enough*

Why the fuck isn't the thing showing that I've edited my post popping up?

YOU WILL SHOW THE EDIT NOTIFICATION, YOU BASTARD OF A POST.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2011, 02:01:23 am by Angel Of Death »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1993 on: September 15, 2011, 01:59:20 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on September 15, 2011, 01:56:26 am
*Nevermind it wasn't funny enough*

Why the fuck isn't the thing showing that I've edited my post popping up?
Doesn't show up if you edit quickly after posting (~2 mins, iirc).
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Quote from: Chesterton
For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1994 on: September 15, 2011, 01:32:54 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on September 15, 2011, 01:25:52 pm
Oh yes, I've had a couple fairground chickenlip dogs in my life.

Quote from: Heliman on September 15, 2011, 01:52:10 pm
your sausage stays thick and filled with sausage juice.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2011, 01:57:26 pm by RedKing »
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