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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764674 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1875 on: August 04, 2011, 08:19:48 pm »

Solifuge: I won't abide a bagle beggar to beset bakeries with their brand of bringandom



Phantom: I will bring JUSTICE to the culinary scene!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1876 on: August 04, 2011, 11:34:06 pm »
Quote from: Vertigon on August 04, 2011, 11:29:30 pm
Anyways, I'm talking hit someone in the face with some kinda powder and then BAM they're eating their wife or something.
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
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Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1877 on: August 06, 2011, 05:23:42 pm »
23:17 - ♥～ 了凉気 ～♥: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
23:17 - ♥～ 了凉気 ～♥: WHAT FACE ARE YOU MAKING
23:17 - ♥～ 了凉気 ～♥: I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1878 on: August 07, 2011, 03:30:18 am »
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Phantom: ...But somewhere, I mutated and became tolerant at eating dog food.

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Sonerohi: my family, except me, has this exceptional ability to sweat perfume
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1879 on: August 07, 2011, 11:22:49 pm »
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Meth labs are the state bird.

Guess I got it from somewhere :]
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"The question of the usefulness of poetry arises only in periods of its decline, while in periods of its flowering, no one doubts its total uselessness." - Boris Pasternak

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1880 on: August 08, 2011, 12:53:42 am »
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MetalSlimeHunt: Go to any convieniently placed hospitals and make a circle around Detroit of live babies.

This was one of the best livestreams, but not as good as the first one I ever saw.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1881 on: August 08, 2011, 10:22:14 am »
Quote from: jaxy15 on August 08, 2011, 09:14:30 am
Our siege engineer finally laid the eggs.
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Quote from: Girlinhat on August 13, 2011, 09:15:56 pm
It's like regular childcare, except with more dogs, and less care.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1882 on: August 08, 2011, 02:59:13 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on August 08, 2011, 11:42:57 am
Our siege engineer's eggs just hatched.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1883 on: August 09, 2011, 06:34:09 pm »
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Fniff: Most of my jokes come from a single book, and the others are homemade terrible puns. Example: Have you heard about the jungles? Of course you have, they are very topical.
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Fniff: Hohoho God help me hohohoho Where is the knife hohoho.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1884 on: August 09, 2011, 06:34:11 pm »
GlyphGryph   Darvi is a gay robot woman
Stiric   Oh.
Stiric   That makes sense
Boggotaruach   From the future.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1885 on: August 09, 2011, 08:24:11 pm »
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PONY KOREA IS BEST KOREA says:
superman's condoms are 8 inches thick and granite

EDIT: because why the hell did I use spoilertags?
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1886 on: August 09, 2011, 09:29:47 pm »
GlyphGryph   "Here lies Darvi. Dude, how did you not see that coming?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1887 on: August 10, 2011, 11:52:39 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1888 on: August 10, 2011, 12:24:57 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on August 09, 2011, 06:34:11 pm
GlyphGryph   Darvi is a gay robot woman
Stiric   Oh.
Stiric   That makes sense
Boggotaruach   From the future.
Um... This is sort of one of the ones that caused the progression to The Locking. It's neither out of context nor particularly humorous.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1889 on: August 10, 2011, 01:44:48 pm »
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on August 10, 2011, 12:24:57 pm
Quote from: Darvi on August 09, 2011, 06:34:11 pm
GlyphGryph   Darvi is a gay robot woman
Stiric   Oh.
Stiric   That makes sense
Boggotaruach   From the future.
Um... This is sort of one of the ones that caused the progression to The Locking. It's neither out of context nor particularly humorous.
Its out of context, trust me. It started with a question I asked about Darvi's gender. Besides, not everyone has the same sense of humor.
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 02, 2011, 10:33:54 pm
Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
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Quote from: Bdthemag on August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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