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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757693 times)

Darvi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1785 on: July 17, 2011, 04:36:02 pm »

Recursion: I did not ejaculate milk cartons
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1786 on: July 18, 2011, 06:21:44 pm »

...You killed yourself and showed you your underwear?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1787 on: July 18, 2011, 08:17:48 pm »

Pie is not actually some sort of mechanism on a gun and you actually stabbed a meal?
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« Reply #1788 on: July 18, 2011, 08:58:34 pm »

10:00 PM - Rozy~♥ did you behind her orbital muffins factory
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« Reply #1789 on: July 18, 2011, 09:04:00 pm »

10:00 PM - Rozy~♥ did you behind her orbital muffins factory
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Are you sure she didn't do that as well?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1790 on: July 18, 2011, 09:10:00 pm »

10:00 PM - Rozy~♥ did you behind her orbital muffins factory
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10:00 PM - Rozy~♥: HID
Doing it wrong again, you are providing the context with the two following messages.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1791 on: July 18, 2011, 09:14:36 pm »

Yeah, if it wasn't for those two added lines, it would've fitted in pretty well. In an 'I accidentally my hard drive' way.
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« Reply #1792 on: July 18, 2011, 09:19:13 pm »

Yeah, if it wasn't for those two added lines, it would've fitted in pretty well. In an 'I accidentally my hard drive' way.

Hey speaking of which I have decided that if I ever take up porn watching as a hobby, I'm going to fill an external hard drive and label it the "hard" drive[/this is the worst joke I've ever made]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1793 on: July 18, 2011, 09:43:17 pm »

. . . No, they're talking about a surplus of vaginal fluid.
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« Reply #1794 on: July 18, 2011, 09:58:32 pm »

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« Reply #1795 on: July 18, 2011, 10:05:02 pm »

. . . No, they're talking about a surplus of vaginal fluid.
I... I'm almost afraid to click the link.
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« Reply #1796 on: July 18, 2011, 10:05:47 pm »

Hmmm... Sounds like a planed gank on Ryze and one of the many large breasted women. Am I right?
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« Reply #1797 on: July 18, 2011, 10:08:39 pm »

Nefarian and Onyxia.  World of Warcraft.
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« Reply #1798 on: July 18, 2011, 10:11:31 pm »

While rereading an old forum game:

Send in the legendary armless biting children!
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« Reply #1799 on: July 18, 2011, 10:31:19 pm »

10:00 PM - Rozy~♥ did you behind her orbital muffins factory
10:00 PM - Rozy~♥: ... HID
10:00 PM - Rozy~♥: HID
Doing it wrong again, you are providing the context with the two following messages.
I thought they made it too funny to go without.

Besides, it's the Out of context and funny quotes thread. I don't think I need to strictly make it out of context right?
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