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Simmura McCrea

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1770 on: July 15, 2011, 03:21:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1771 on: July 16, 2011, 11:22:13 am »
Quote from: chaoticag on July 16, 2011, 10:58:24 am
"Ma'am, I am very virile" does not a very good pick up line make.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1772 on: July 16, 2011, 04:01:43 pm »
"My head is an engine, and this hangover is fucking sugar in my tank"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1773 on: July 16, 2011, 05:56:33 pm »
Quote from: Bdthemag on July 16, 2011, 05:44:58 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1774 on: July 16, 2011, 07:42:33 pm »
Edited at dermonster's request.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2011, 08:10:06 pm by Alnos »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1775 on: July 16, 2011, 07:47:40 pm »
Wow. Those really aren't funny.

Its kinda sad.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1776 on: July 16, 2011, 07:53:10 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on July 16, 2011, 07:47:40 pm
Wow. Those really aren't funny.

Its kinda sad.

They seemed passable to me, but I guess you are kind of right.

Should I edit them out?

EDIT: Done.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2011, 08:04:06 pm by Alnos »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1777 on: July 16, 2011, 07:57:48 pm »
This is exactly why I keep saying to look stuff over.

Just because it has the word 'dick' in it does not make it absurd. And we can also safely assume the context of such quotes to be a dick waving conversation or a (incorrect) boast about ones virility.

Not that they in themselves are bad, it would just have to be a really out there example to be counted as being above other similar quotes.

Take them out and in the future make sure to look it over once or twice.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2011, 07:59:26 pm by dermonster »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1778 on: July 16, 2011, 08:03:35 pm »
I think the best idea is to make sure they're more silly and not "Shocking". Something that's absurd will more likely be laughed at than another dick joke. Something like say... This from the first page.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1779 on: July 16, 2011, 08:06:35 pm »
Actually that makes a lot of sense. What kind of jury would mess with somebody who brings a bear to a contest?
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« Reply #1780 on: July 16, 2011, 08:07:37 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on July 16, 2011, 08:06:35 pm
Actually that makes a lot of sense. What kind of jury would mess with somebody who brings a bear to a contest?
A jury who have crossbows.
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« Reply #1781 on: July 16, 2011, 08:12:35 pm »
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« Reply #1782 on: July 16, 2011, 10:37:41 pm »
Quote from: Soulwynd on July 16, 2011, 07:08:07 pm
It's okay, Terraria allows for same sex marriage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1783 on: July 16, 2011, 10:47:52 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on July 16, 2011, 10:46:48 pm
I already gave him my intestines for power, amongst other things, what else could he want?
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« Reply #1784 on: July 16, 2011, 11:06:30 pm »
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