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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1620 on: June 25, 2011, 03:00:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1621 on: June 25, 2011, 04:58:26 pm »
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22:23 - Conchita~: 20:34 - Conchita~: I didn't know that.
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: DREP
20:34 - Conchita~: >:I
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: DERP DURR
20:34 - Conchita~: FINE
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: how breath
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: Guys I dunno how breathe
20:34 - Conchita~: WHAT IS AIR
20:34 - Conchita~: WHAT IS AIR
20:34 - Conchita~: DERPY DERP DERP
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: ackkjhgfsf
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: DEAD
20:34 - Conchita~: >:O
20:34 - Conchita~: FINE
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princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1622 on: June 25, 2011, 05:16:27 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on June 25, 2011, 04:58:26 pm
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22:23 - Conchita~: 20:34 - Conchita~: I didn't know that.
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: DREP
20:34 - Conchita~: >:I
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: DERP DURR
20:34 - Conchita~: FINE
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: how breath
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: Guys I dunno how breathe
20:34 - Conchita~: WHAT IS AIR
20:34 - Conchita~: WHAT IS AIR
20:34 - Conchita~: DERPY DERP DERP
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: ackkjhgfsf
20:34 - [DFC] Vert: DEAD
20:34 - Conchita~: >:O
20:34 - Conchita~: FINE

GOD DAMN YOU

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

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[DFC] Vert: GO AWAY RAPIST
Conchita~: I AM NOT A RAPIST
Conchita~: BUTT FINE
« Last Edit: June 25, 2011, 05:29:08 pm by Vertigon »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1623 on: June 25, 2011, 06:43:37 pm »
[18:19:57] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: It was some kind of galla, and I just kept going around stealing everyones champagne, and when I needed to go to the bathroom you were standing infront of the door and didn't allow me to go to it.
[18:44:01] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: I went back to the part and drank some more, then I threw a glass into the chandelier, and then I went to the bathroom, and I don't remember how then, but suddenly we were rolling around on the bathroom floor while people went about their bathroomy business around us, then I woke.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1624 on: June 26, 2011, 01:47:30 am »
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Doctor ParadoXx: They're coming for us
Doctor ParadoXx: D:
Doctor ParadoXx: I'll sacrifice myself
Doctor ParadoXx: you guys keep driving in circles
[DFC] Vert: ;-;
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1625 on: June 26, 2011, 03:24:15 am »
3:20 - 界闘士: .....
3:20 - 界闘士: 3 seconds left
3:20 - 界闘士: 1
3:20 - 界闘士: OKAY
3:21 - 界闘士: Also it sounds like she is shucking a Lobster
3:21 - 界闘士: I'm hearing one of them crying for the lobster
3:21 - 界闘士: And the other is all like bitch please
3:21 - 界闘士: THis lobster needs to get shucked
3:21 - 界闘士: Oh lord
3:21 - 界闘士: Snorting
3:22 - 界闘士: The snorting
3:22 - 界闘士: This is disturbing
3:22 - 界闘士: Why would you send me this
3:22 - 界闘士: You monster
3:22 - 界闘士: This is not arousing in the least

3:31 - 界闘士: IF YOUR PARTNER IS DROWNING IN YOUR GENITALIA
3:31 - 界闘士: THEY ARE NOT PLEASURING YOU
« Last Edit: June 26, 2011, 03:32:28 am by ein »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1626 on: June 26, 2011, 04:28:41 am »
Ein, self-quoting E-peen-masturbating isn't allowed.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1627 on: June 26, 2011, 04:31:14 am »
Dude, that isn't ein.

Ein steam name has 5 characters, not 3.


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1628 on: June 26, 2011, 04:33:05 am »
The letters. They confuse me. I don't even pretend to recognize non Latin characters, so as far as I'm concerned, that is 3 characters, just 3 different ones.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1629 on: June 26, 2011, 07:58:16 am »
Quote from: Jim Groovester on June 26, 2011, 02:52:28 am
I leave here for a couple hours and then everybody starts talking about Vector's penis.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1630 on: June 26, 2011, 12:38:56 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on June 26, 2011, 04:31:14 am
Dude, that isn't ein.

Ein steam name has 5 characters, not 3.


グロ世辺: in suckiest part of Texas hugs.
^
See?

But that's only 4! D:

And for the record, it's Realmfighter.

[14:46:11] Амаранс Фыйрбыйрн: Man, fuck yo' computer.
[14:46:18] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: No.
[14:46:31] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: It'll set on fire and the story only get's worse.

[21:14:01] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: So I'm rumaging through Marisa?
[21:14:07] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: Huh.
[21:14:27] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: I'm also wearing Marisa and have thousands of Marisa's swimming around in my Marisa right now.
[21:15:23] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: I could just stick my Marisa into your Marisa right now, and then you'd get irritated and shoot Marissles at me like you ussually do when I'm that bad of a Marisa.
[21:25:39] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: And then my Marisa will get stuck in your mass of Marisa, and then we both get terminated by all the Marisa you threw at me.
« Last Edit: June 26, 2011, 09:28:41 pm by ein »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1631 on: June 27, 2011, 06:30:39 am »
Quote from: freeformschooler on June 26, 2011, 07:45:03 pm
I always forget. Now I owe ein a virgin  :'(

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1632 on: June 27, 2011, 09:50:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1633 on: June 27, 2011, 09:55:50 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on June 27, 2011, 07:44:01 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1634 on: June 28, 2011, 07:01:10 am »
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