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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757830 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1485 on: June 05, 2011, 12:10:50 am »
Quote from: ein on June 04, 2011, 11:24:55 pm
What are you guys going on about?
It's only 30 pages. :I
You silly 50posts per page-ers.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1486 on: June 05, 2011, 09:00:48 am »
Back in my day when a thread got this large it would create a forum anomaly.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1487 on: June 05, 2011, 09:34:07 am »
Quote from: Jefmajor's Silent Storm LP
Last mission I was dying to get my hands on a Manlicher. All I wanted in the world was to lick a man and now I'm overflowing with licked men. Men are licking everything.
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June Thomas (Research Director)   [145.9] asks, "Why are there two naked men in the north of medbay?"
Lemmy Kilmeister (Security Officer)   [145.9] exclaims, "Happy Birthday June!"
June Thomas (Research Director)   [145.9] says, "It's not my birthday, but thank you for the presents."
June Thomas (Research Director)   [145.9] says, "And thank you for not wrapping them, I would've found that to be tacky."
Maximilian Haynes (Medical Doctor)   [145.9] exclaims, "You've been a little cranky lately so we got you some naked men!"
Herb Derpman (Captain)   [145.9] exclaims, "Hey!!  That's very inappropriate as a birthday present!"
Maximilian Haynes (Medical Doctor)   [145.9] says, "Fine then Herb, give me back those monkey women."
Lemmy Kilmeister (Security Officer)   [145.9] asks, "Really?"
Lemmy Kilmeister (Security Officer)   [145.9] says, "Well they seemed like reputable men when they gave me their business cards."
Lemmy Kilmeister (Security Officer)   [145.9] asks, "I think of them is registered as a member of the GOP. You like that type of thing, right June?"
« Last Edit: June 05, 2011, 04:13:08 pm by Simmura McCrea »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1488 on: June 05, 2011, 09:03:31 pm »
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Basically, he just blew his children at you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1489 on: June 05, 2011, 09:33:22 pm »

« Last Edit: Today, 2011, 20:05: pm by Kurtulmak »[/size]


LOOK! A post edited by Kurtulmak! Kurtulmak! Kurtulmak!

Hang on... It's not quoting right, I'll be back.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2011, 09:35:27 pm by Angel Of Death »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1490 on: June 05, 2011, 09:35:25 pm »
*confused*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1491 on: June 05, 2011, 09:37:22 pm »
Ahh, fuck it. It's not working. Here's a link to the thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1492 on: June 05, 2011, 09:38:53 pm »
Pah, you fools think you can imitate ME!?


« Last Edit: Today at 21:38:50 by Kurtulmak »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1493 on: June 05, 2011, 09:40:10 pm »
...

I have no idea whats going on.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1494 on: June 05, 2011, 09:42:49 pm »
Bow before m- I mean Kurtulmak!

« Last Edit: Today at 21:38:50 by Kurtulmak »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1495 on: June 05, 2011, 09:43:38 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on June 05, 2011, 09:40:10 pm
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I have no idea whats going on.
They aren't real edits. That's just the text in the posts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1496 on: June 05, 2011, 09:44:15 pm »
Yeah I figured that out about a minute ago.

Now stop it and go back to your depravity.

or meteors.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1497 on: June 05, 2011, 10:36:56 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on June 05, 2011, 09:40:10 pm
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I have no idea whats going on.
Kurtulmak is the great Kobold god. He was also a moderator of the StA:GoB 1 board. He was..... interesting.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1498 on: June 05, 2011, 11:06:03 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on June 05, 2011, 10:36:56 pm
He was..... interesting.
He was Toady.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1499 on: June 05, 2011, 11:37:24 pm »
He was Pathos.
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