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[Darvi]

THE HAPPY THREAD MUST MATE WITH YOU GLYPH

the happy thread is only possible of concieving once every thousand years
and it's offspring will herald the coming of the antichrist

[Gunner-Chan]

Aqizzar: lots of sexy things
Aqizzar: with lots of cute dead girls

[GlyphGryph]

I bought some products from your site a short while ago. My package arrived today, and was completely against expectations. The site offered discreet packaging for my few toys. Instead, I received a very large, well decorated crate, containing a very confused and elderly Mexican man. I would like to warn everyone about the faultiness of this company because the Mexican gentleman was not a suitable replacement for my purchase.

Because the thread might get deleted, and it is too good to lose.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Does that make me a messiah?

You heard it here first folks, Glorious Leader ToonyMan is also the Messiah. This message brought to you by the ToonyMan Party Bureau of Propaganda.

[Darvi]

So we have 2 messiahs now?

[Simmura McCrea]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy![/montypython]

[iceball3]

5:59 PM - Амаранс: No, you're high again.

[Ochita]

So we have 2 messiahs now?

No. Theres only me.

[Itnetlolor]

From Steam Sales, this came off as odd at first glance to me:

How dare you!  My grandmother rocks ME and dial-up...

[Darvi]

...Karkat did a LP?

[Greiger]

Coworker: I don't know why but this company's logo looks like a bunch of horses shoving their legs up eachother's asses.

Me: You don't know how happy that makes me to know I'm not the only one who sees that.

Next cubicle over:Oh thanks, now I can't stop seeing it.

[warhammer651]

So we have 2 messiahs now?

No. Theres only me.

I say shoot 'em both. after all, you can't kill the messiah so we'll know which one it is.

ontopic:
From: Latin Class
Classmate 1 : What units would you use to measure how funny something is?
Me: I dunno, maybe something like a Giggle-watt?
Classmate 2 : Maybe just call them funnies?
CM3: I think one is imperial and the other is metric
me: And how would you measure it? like with what instrument?
CM2: A Hilarometer.

[ein]

[2:07:38] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: x_x
[2:08:24] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: Did I just read sex between two microscopic lifeforms portrayed as  japanese girls?

[Akura]

Coworker: I don't know why but this company's logo looks like a bunch of horses shoving their legs up eachother's asses.

Me: You don't know how happy that makes me to know I'm not the only one who sees that.

Next cubicle over:Oh thanks, now I can't stop seeing it.

To understand that, we'd need to see your company's logo.

[Greiger]

That's why it's out of context.  It could be anything.  (And it wasn't my company's logo, but a company we were processing invoices from)

The logo appears to look slightly different on the paperwork than the website.  In the paperwork all the horses are outlines, likely to keep them identifiable when put through a black and white copier or scanner.  And it's much more obvious when you can see the back horse's foot from inside the outline of the one in front of it, but here's the website logo taken from the site and hosted on img.ie to give an idea.

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