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[Ochita]

Vert: I have some wood
Vert: Hook him with your fishing pole
Vert: Ride the waterfall

[iceball3]

MAY I HUG YOU, SUPPOSEDLY GORGEOUS GUY?

[Ochita]

'I see-- FUCK!'
"You see fuck?"
'Yes, I see fuck all around me and you are missing it.'

[The Doctor]

*shrug* I like hugging.

Especially supposedly gorgeous men.

Now, if he was -actually- gorgeous, we'd have a problem. :I

[Ochita]

ochitab12: Panting slightly, Soli swung his hard and heavy pick into the stone. Shards hit him in the
ochitab12: face
warhammer651: YES

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Spoiler: Random shard of chat from The Solifuge Livestream (click to show/hide)

MetalSlimeHunt: PUSH HIM
CoughDrop: DON'T TAKE THE DIAMOND, YOU FOOL
ochitab12: xP
Vert: The diamond is the cork
CoughDrop: IT'S A TARP
Vert: Take it and unleash hell.
MetalSlimeHunt: *demon headdesk*
warhammer651: they're gonna sleep with each other?
Vert: Oooo~
MetalSlimeHunt: KILLHIM
CoughDrop: PUSH HIM INTO THE LAVA
Vert: so close
MetalSlimeHunt: KILLHIMKILLHIMKILLHIM
Vert: kill him
Vert: taste his blood
Wymar: id like to sleep there
ochitab12: I would like to sleep with you
warhammer651: ARMOK DESIRES YOU PUSH HIM INTO LAVA, MORTAL
Vert: In the bowels of hell?
ochitab12: ~
Vert: You want to sleep there?
MetalSlimeHunt: there is iron in his blood
MetalSlimeHunt: take it
Vert: craft a blade from his blood
Vert: and then SLAY HIM SOME MORE
Wymar: oO
Vert: NOOOOOO
ochitab12: I just hear a moan for bone
Wymar: i saw something there
Vert: TOLD YOU
warhammer651: KA BOOOOOWM
Vert: I TOLD YOU YOU STUPID FUCKASS
CoughDrop: I *** TOLD YOU IT WAS A TARP
Vert: YOU UNLEASHED HELL
MetalSlimeHunt: IT
MetalSlimeHunt: BEGINS
MetalSlimeHunt: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Vert: Simple trap actually.
Vert: But rather lulzy.
warhammer651: WE WARNED
ochitab12: How was it made?
Bauglir: SHOULD'VE GOT YOUR BUDDY TO TAKE IT
warhammer651: WE WARNED YOU BRO
warhammer651: WE WARNED YOU BOUT THE TRAP BRO
Vert: Inverter, when he mined the diamond it broke the torch and triggered some TNT.
CoughDrop: Chamber of Secrets?
Bauglir: CHAMBER OF DIAMONDS.
ochitab12: That awkward moment when your chamber of secrets is opened
warhammer651: ...
Wymar: eh going to sleep
warhammer651: this is going SO WELL~~~
Wymar: night yall
warhammer651: night boy
Bauglir: dammit surely you could've said, "I've got wood"
ochitab12: ARRGT
ochitab12: AH
CoughDrop: NOTHING in the oven?
Vert: Arrgt?
Vert:
ochitab12: VERT~
CoughDrop: You should so end him
Vert: OCHITA~
ochitab12: DONT TAKE ADVANTAGE
warhammer651: SQUIGGALIES!!!~~~~~~
Vert: Oh gog
MetalSlimeHunt: He cheated you.
CoughDrop: GUIZ~~~
Vert: His voice sounds terrifying
Vert: With that echo
MetalSlimeHunt: We told you he would.
warhammer651: ANyone else currently shipping these three?
Vert: Yeah, it's creepy.
ochitab12: Oh, I already branched out dear
Vert: Especially with that laughter.
CoughDrop: He thinks he can fool you into thinking that your pick was devoured by the magma
Vert: He has your pick
Vert: Kill him
ochitab12: THat is true
Vert: TOLD YOU.
ochitab12: :O
warhammer651: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Bauglir: DID HE HAVE THE DIAMOND
ochitab12: ><
CoughDrop: Everything is lost
Bauglir: TELL ME HE HAD THE DIAMOND
CoughDrop: because of him
Vert: GOOD JOB
MetalSlimeHunt: It is over.
Vert: YOU FINALLY KILLED HIM
MetalSlimeHunt: There is nothing left
Vert: YOU WORTHLESS TOOL
CoughDrop: END IT YOU FOOL
Vert: Hehe.
Vert: "I have some wood."
CoughDrop: WHAT DOES IT MATTER
CoughDrop: YOU LOST THE GODDAMN DIAMONDS
MetalSlimeHunt: Solifuge has all the wood you need, baby.
ochitab12: METAL
warhammer651: BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
ochitab12: I ONLY REQUIRE YOUR WOOD
warhammer651: HOILE *** ITS A HOLE
CoughDrop: huggle the creepers~~~<3
Vert: "Why are you a hole?"
ochitab12: Well....
ochitab12: When a creeper loves a player
ochitab12: ....
MetalSlimeHunt: Yeah, mine with that wood Soli
warhammer651: OH GOD MY BRAIN
Bauglir: when DOESN'T a creeper love a player
CoughDrop: rule34 of creepers is lol
Vert: Wait...
warhammer651: DAMN YOU OOCHITAAAAAAA~~
Vert: He's mining that hole with his wood?
ochitab12: They go to a bed....
warhammer651: hole crap this is turning incredibly dirty
Vert: It's true.
ochitab12: and then, the game starts again
CoughDrop: AND IT'S ALL GONE TO HELL
CoughDrop: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PLAY ON PEACEFUL
ochitab12: Yes, when you don't play...
ochitab12: They do
MetalSlimeHunt: Soli has all the mines.
MetalSlimeHunt: All of them.
CoughDrop: Don't tell him about the diamonds you found
warhammer651: I only that skelli knocked him into the lava
Vert: Hoard them
Vert: Kill him.
CoughDrop: He doesn't need thems
MetalSlimeHunt: Yes, don't tell Roomate about all those diamonds you have.
Vert: THEY'RE OUR PRECIOUSES
Vert: MAKE A SORD
Vert: KEEL HIM.
MetalSlimeHunt: Hobo, don't tell roomate about Soli's copious diamonds.
ochitab12: D:
MetalSlimeHunt: You understand?
ochitab12: WE REQUIRE WOOD~
CoughDrop: Keep the skeletons
CoughDrop: kill the infidel
Vert: Holy ***.
Vert: Best lie ever.
Vert: "I thought the skeleton was getting away from me.
ochitab12: guhguhguhguhguhguhguhguhguhguhguh
CoughDrop: kill the skeleton with your skeletons
Vert: KILL ROOMMATE WITH YOUR "SKELETON".
warhammer651: ASASSINATE THE SKELETON
CoughDrop: suicidal skeleton is suicidal
Vert: Hook him with your fishing pole
Vert: Pull him into lava.
CoughDrop: make a skeleton sword
CoughDrop: and slay him
warhammer651: knock him into the fire
warhammer651: PURIFY THE ROOMATE
MetalSlimeHunt: My minecraft won't update anymore. ):
Vert: ZING
Vert: I AM SO SMART
CoughDrop: Help him help himself
Vert: EHEHEHE.
CoughDrop: lol
ochitab12: GUYS STOP TALKNIG FOR A  SECONd
Vert: I CALLED THAT *** GOOD.
CoughDrop: I could imagine soli dying and all the skeletons being revealed
CoughDrop: DON'T YOU DIE ON ME
MetalSlimeHunt: Do any of you know of problems with connecting to Minecraft.net?
warhammer651: nope
Vert: Not really, no.
CoughDrop: no problems at all
warhammer651: DAMNED COMMERCIALS
Vert: Holy ***.
ochitab12: 0.0
Vert: Ride the waterfall up
Vert: Jump across
Vert: Do eet
ochitab12: Vert, check the OOC thread
CoughDrop: I love how all of these LPs fail because the lure of building and destroying is too great
Vert: ...***.
MetalSlimeHunt: One, Two, HELLHELLHELLHELLHELL
warhammer651: CHARGE IN FOR SCIENCE!
ochitab12: :O
warhammer651: YOU HAVE WEAPONS
warhammer651: USE YOUR PICKS!
MetalSlimeHunt: Yep.
MetalSlimeHunt: Bones.
warhammer651: ...those are DIAMONDS
MetalSlimeHunt: No, they are bones.
Vert: Some... bones.
Vert: no, they are CONES.
Vert: He just mispronounced, right Soli?
Vert: >:3
MetalSlimeHunt: And that's how skelleton became Balrog.
ochitab12: Oh vert >;3
ochitab12: ~~
Sexy Sexy Realmfighter: SOLIFUGE IS FLOPPY SALMON
Vert: *** you Ochita D:
warhammer651: so.... many~~~~ squiggles~~~~~
ochitab12: Godamn, the quote thread must have....
Vert: I would OOC that, Realm, but there isn't even any context for us.
Sexy Sexy Realmfighter: THATS THE POINT
warhammer651: YOU WERE WALKING A STRAIGHT LINE
warhammer651: HOW ARE YOU LOST!?
Vert: Oh gog
Vert: If there was lapis lazuli in the ceiling, I'd put creepers above it.

Don't even try to figure out context for this.

[Vertigon]

Soli: Inconceivable!
Roommate: I'll conceive you!

EDIT:

Bauglir: he was considering killing you for wood
Bauglir: he needs to kill to get wood

ochitab12: Suck is high.

ochitab12: I WAS RAEPED BY VERY
ochitab12: VET
ochitab12: VERT

CoughDrop: SCREW HIM
warhammer651: LITERALLY

Soli: I just did the pig.

warhammer651: LITERALLY SCREW HIM
MetalSlimeHunt: WITH A PORKCHOP
warhammer651: AND TAKE A VIDEO

Roommate: Hey do you have any wood on you?
Solifuge: I've got one stick. Your idea?
Roommate: Obviously make a hoe.

Sexy Sexy Realmfighter: HE LIKES THE TASTE OF PIGMEN

Dermonster: FIND GRAPEFRUIT
Dermonster: EAT IT
Dermonster: THROUGH THE BUM

Soli: You put the jackassery in my face and I'm quite tired of it.

the other breadbocks: You need to pay extra for platforming doggies

Soli: I have a dahlia with your name on it.

Soli: We're going to have a duel with spoons.

*silence*
Soli: Alright. The deed is done, the man is dead.

breadbocks: If you don't do Amnesia, I'll replace your cat.
Vert: With?
breadbocks: Myself.

breadbocks: Yak sac

[breadbocks]

Man, will somebody give me the link to soli's livestream? This is just too much win.

[ein]

It's usually brought up in the happy thread.

[warhammer651]

Soli Livestream

http://www.livestream.com/SeriousFrivolity

[Darvi]

I can't help but admire a properly utilized mast, especially if it's my own mast. I could admire my mast all day.

Dude was practically asking for it.

[Heron TSG]

*Solifuge hides behind a pillar from a HorrorTerror*
Everyone else: 8+ pages of "RUN RUN RUN!", "FLEEEEEEEEE!", "OH GOD!", and "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!"

Amnesia is scary indeed.

[Darvi]

He saved that right?

[Ochita]

So. Where. Is. The. Chat. Log. After. I. Was. Gone.

[RedKing]

Phalli generally do not widen nearer to the tip, and few if any have gigantic leafy heads.