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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764573 times)

Simmura McCrea

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #930 on: March 16, 2011, 02:33:20 pm »

Y'know...Osama bin Laden *does* have some nice facial hair. Maybe we should all grow beards like that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #931 on: March 16, 2011, 02:38:07 pm »

"You don't have any stereotypes! You don't have a beard, you don't drink whiskey, and you're not wearing a skirt either!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #932 on: March 16, 2011, 02:39:32 pm »

Do you have a bagpipe?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #933 on: March 16, 2011, 02:40:02 pm »

Nope.


But I do occasionally wear plaid. Just not the right colors.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #934 on: March 16, 2011, 03:38:49 pm »

-snip-
« Last Edit: July 16, 2015, 10:40:04 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #936 on: March 16, 2011, 03:58:11 pm »

Oh, there are some people...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #937 on: March 16, 2011, 04:49:31 pm »

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"Yeah, the thing you need to understand about this proof is that they're employing the usual saying from Ancient Greece... 'pics or it didn't happen.'"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #938 on: March 16, 2011, 05:21:18 pm »

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(i poke my arms a few times and say twang.)
Chris: can I pluck your g-string?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #939 on: March 16, 2011, 06:49:56 pm »

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warhammer651: is she gonna molest you again?

The Scout: That has to be the best sentence I've heard in awhile.

Yumiko: XD
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #940 on: March 16, 2011, 06:50:40 pm »

"warhammer651: is she gonna molest you again?"
Ninja....
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #941 on: March 16, 2011, 06:52:00 pm »

Goddammit guys...>.<
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #942 on: March 16, 2011, 06:56:21 pm »

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warhammer651: is she gonna molest you again?

The Scout: That has to be the best sentence I've heard in awhile.

Yumiko: XD

I just want to know where this IRC is unless its the Steam IRC or it's not an IRC.

>_>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #943 on: March 16, 2011, 06:57:06 pm »

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warhammer651: is she gonna molest you again?

The Scout: That has to be the best sentence I've heard in awhile.

Yumiko: XD

I just want to know where this IRC is unless its the Steam IRC or it's not an IRC.

>_>
Steam. It gets worst too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #944 on: March 16, 2011, 07:00:18 pm »

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warhammer651: is she gonna molest you again?

The Scout: That has to be the best sentence I've heard in awhile.

Yumiko: XD

I just want to know where this IRC is unless its the Steam IRC or it's not an IRC.

>_>
Steam. It gets worst too.

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