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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763374 times)

Zai

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #720 on: December 19, 2010, 12:21:42 am »
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11:20 PM - umiman: one morning I woke up to see a hugeass lizard in the living room
11:20 PM - umiman: and my grandfather was chasing it away by whacking it with an old sword
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #721 on: December 19, 2010, 01:23:44 am »
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« Last Edit: June 18, 2015, 03:25:20 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #722 on: December 21, 2010, 12:29:33 am »
Quote from: PTTG?? on December 20, 2010, 11:38:07 pm
I found this at my local hippy food store. I don't quite know what it means, but I think it's a good sign.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #723 on: December 21, 2010, 10:45:14 pm »
Quote from: PTTG?? on December 21, 2010, 09:12:32 pm
I made this with my own bare hands out of raw earth, immersed it in bloodlike iron and water, then forged it in the fires of Mt. Sierra Community College Ceramics Department Kiln.
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #724 on: December 22, 2010, 05:01:21 pm »
<Retro> my lithe eight year old body is too nubile to hit the keys
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #725 on: December 23, 2010, 12:46:21 am »
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There are only 99 men left to have sex with!

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Actually, it doesn't make much sense in context.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #726 on: December 23, 2010, 01:25:46 am »
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #727 on: December 23, 2010, 05:44:55 am »
"What do you do with a midget baby you don't want?"

"... Put it in a dwarfanage. Duh."
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #728 on: December 28, 2010, 10:32:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #729 on: December 29, 2010, 03:06:28 pm »
Quote from: Soadreqm on December 22, 2010, 05:01:21 pm
<Retro> my lithe eight year old body is too nubile to hit the keys
Too much of a body at a marriageable age?
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #730 on: January 02, 2011, 02:41:28 am »
Quote from: Rilder on January 01, 2011, 08:18:59 pm
the south window to my room is drafty to fuck
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Re: Out of context and absurd/funny quotes threadALLHAILDERMONSTER.
« Reply #731 on: January 02, 2011, 02:43:36 am »
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I SHOULD HAVE NEVER CLOSED THE MOBIUS LOOP

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"Removing the lid signals the moment your life becomes a great whirling batshit pandemonium, somewhat resembling the chaos of an especially ethnic wedding. Somewhere, a soused uncle deliberately shatters china on the floor. Muddy livestock is decorated, and then lost track of. The question "Whose mule is this?" at times can be heard over the din. This is now your reality."
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #732 on: January 03, 2011, 11:37:41 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on January 03, 2011, 11:33:39 pm
Do you see what happens, Larry? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A STONER SCRAMBLED EGGS!
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #733 on: January 04, 2011, 12:20:08 am »
Quote from: dermonster on January 03, 2011, 11:37:41 pm
Quote from: Realmfighter on January 03, 2011, 11:33:39 pm
Do you see what happens, Larry? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A STONER SCRAMBLED EGGS!

Actually a direct reference to some poorly-done (and hilarious) censorship.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - REALMFIGHTER APPRECIATION STATION
« Reply #734 on: January 04, 2011, 12:23:52 am »
Well now I look like a tool.

TWICE IN ONE NIGHT A NEW RECORD LETS POP THE CAMPAIGN THAT PINATA ISN'T GONNA BEAT ITSELF!
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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