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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757280 times)

Solifuge

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #390 on: October 26, 2010, 09:04:01 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on October 26, 2010, 08:57:55 pm
Just go "Wow. I am being propelled by explosions. This is awesome" and enjoy your explosion powered death machine.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #391 on: October 26, 2010, 09:05:36 pm »
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« Last Edit: June 09, 2015, 09:43:07 pm by Bauglir »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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« Reply #392 on: October 26, 2010, 09:10:57 pm »
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We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #393 on: October 26, 2010, 09:21:58 pm »
You forgot the "going as."
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Realmfighter

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #394 on: October 26, 2010, 09:22:56 pm »
:(

Anyway, why have you not beaten me in with thing that are 100% what i said yet Solifuge?
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We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

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« Reply #395 on: October 26, 2010, 09:28:34 pm »
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« Reply #396 on: October 26, 2010, 09:35:52 pm »
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Realmfighter

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #397 on: October 26, 2010, 09:37:03 pm »
Your not Solifuge. It just isn't the same.
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We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

Solifuge

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #398 on: October 26, 2010, 10:11:41 pm »
Quote from: Realmfighter on October 26, 2010, 09:22:56 pm
:(

Anyway, why have you not beaten me in with thing that are 100% what i said yet Solifuge?

Quote from: Realmfighter on August 17, 2009, 01:22:46 am
Yep, let us have wrong

I am an educated citizen, but not a good one.

I have canadian citizens waiting 7-8 hours to bone me. And again, somebody has to pay for it.

So let's start with that premise - that someone will wind up paying anyway. Most world reports cite the highest-priced coming.

YES. Yes.

Everyone stop and read that.

With their huge and massive rod-prods, what is there left to discuss? Where is the free market?

The answer is, of course, that they don't get to shop the way you do for boning; they get stuck going to whatever specialist is nearest. You will never, EVER have that kind of perfect companion. It's nobody's fault, it's just the way it is.

Also, in most industries, the priciest services go to rich clients. In here, it's the opposite. The biggest customers are by definition the ones least able to pay, the 8 year-old with a problem, or an 80 year old who hasn't in a decade.

I am the sickest among us. But that's a drop in the bucket compared to the diseases others will rack up.

It will NEVER be profitable for those people. Thus, never lie with me.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #399 on: October 26, 2010, 10:19:42 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge on September 12, 2010, 03:20:34 am
I'd totally high-five you but I'm worried I might catch The Gay.

Bigotness is never in context.
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« Reply #400 on: October 26, 2010, 10:39:50 pm »
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« Reply #401 on: October 26, 2010, 10:48:31 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge on September 16, 2010, 11:05:31 pm
I rather like my anthropomorphic Lizard-thingers to respect their Mammalian bits.
Quote from: Solifuge on September 16, 2010, 09:12:17 pm
Oh my god yes.
Quote from: Solifuge on September 15, 2010, 12:42:13 am
you fiend.

TO BED
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #402 on: October 27, 2010, 01:29:26 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on October 27, 2010, 12:55:14 pm
I figured I didn't want to start a lot of fights and noise.

Boy was I wrong.
Although this may have actually be intended.

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What would you do if a maid suddenly stood in your room while you undressed?
There's an entirely legitimate reason why I was asked this question today.  Honest.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #403 on: October 27, 2010, 05:18:53 pm »
5:15 PM - [DFC]Cthulhu: I WILL BE A MANSQUID
5:15 PM - [DFC]Cthulhu: >:O
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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« Reply #404 on: October 27, 2010, 07:51:08 pm »
My older brother: Fuck smelling, I don't want a nose!
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