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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763220 times)

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #330 on: October 20, 2010, 09:56:07 pm »
Vector, without Math?!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #331 on: October 20, 2010, 09:56:27 pm »
10:56 PM - The Blind People: I am a hard dude
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #332 on: October 20, 2010, 10:11:48 pm »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #333 on: October 21, 2010, 01:24:19 pm »
Quote from: Shade-o on October 21, 2010, 12:35:54 am
Pssh, everyone knows that AIDS is caused by condoms.

And an old one, but good.
Quote from: Vayre on December 05, 2009, 06:13:28 pm
"Oh crap!! Dwarves! Activate the exploding leather, boys!"
Go read the whole thread, you know you want to.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #334 on: October 21, 2010, 08:39:25 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 20, 2010, 06:12:27 pm
I'm covered in dog hair and the dog is currently collapsed on his bed. Happy puppy time
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #335 on: October 21, 2010, 11:55:39 pm »
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This story had a slide down a chute. Everybody likes chutes.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #336 on: October 22, 2010, 12:50:13 am »
Quote from: Youtube Commentor
I want Dr. Bullshit to cure my ass.


Quote from: Server Log 10-21-10
[19:03:19]Karutomaru: Now.... are we ready to begin?
[19:03:24]Malakodis: yeah
[19:03:25]ripper jake: ya
[19:03:25]Axlewolf: SIR YES SIR!
[19:03:28]Taco of Anger: NO
[19:03:30]Karutomaru: Then hang on tight.
[19:03:34]Taco of Anger: ya
[19:03:38]Karutomaru: What the shit?
[19:03:39]Taco of Anger was killed by gmod_dynamite
[19:03:39]ripper jake was killed by prop_physics
[19:03:39]Karutomaru was killed by prop_physics
[19:03:46]Malakodis: gah
[19:03:47]Axlewolf: Uhhh
[19:03:48]Karutomaru: Minor malfunction!

Quote from: Server Log
[19:27:41]Taco of Anger: you killed like 30 ppl
[19:27:43]|H|V| Amazing Mushr00ms: and

Quote from: Same
[19:30:34]Karutomaru: Yes.  Lick it.
[19:30:38]Malakodis: im 12 and what is this

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[19:34:12]Karutomaru: Hey you.
[19:34:17]Karutomaru: Come over here.
[19:34:23]Karutomaru: Closer...
[19:34:29]Karutomaru: Good.
[19:34:36]Karutomaru: I have something important to say...
[19:34:43]Karutomaru: BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!
[19:34:44]Karutomaru suicided!
[19:34:44]Karutomaru killed Axlewolf using gmod_dynamite

In fact, just read the whole damn thing.
http://71.58.149.156/logs/10-21-10.txt
These guys are the most awesome players ever to enter my server.

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Titan: Glad I've got the fully enclosed suit. What was that?
Leaf: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think we may have all been infected.
Alan: With what? An alien disease?
Leaf: Worse!
Felix: Psionic radiation?
Leaf: Even worse!
Fastball: Damn it Leaf, what?
Leaf: I think we've all been exposed to... The GAY!
« Last Edit: October 22, 2010, 01:35:41 pm by Schilcote »
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #337 on: October 22, 2010, 01:53:45 pm »
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...and now you see the problem. That particular piece of poo was twice the size of the reg'lar turds -- you may not be able to see that protrusion in the center, but it's really like two poos were smashed together to make one colossal SUPER POO. I later fed it to the cow to see if she could crap it out, but not even her mighty anus could excrete the massive SUPER POO. That thing was more like a cola-flavored gallstone than an easy greasy piece of shit. So I ate it.
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #338 on: October 22, 2010, 01:56:44 pm »
What
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #339 on: October 22, 2010, 02:03:19 pm »
I don't think that would sound right even IN context
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #340 on: October 22, 2010, 02:04:26 pm »
Quote from: Janet on October 22, 2010, 01:53:45 pm
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...and now you see the problem. That particular piece of poo was twice the size of the reg'lar turds -- you may not be able to see that protrusion in the center, but it's really like two poos were smashed together to make one colossal SUPER POO. I later fed it to the cow to see if she could crap it out, but not even her mighty anus could excrete the massive SUPER POO. That thing was more like a cola-flavored gallstone than an easy greasy piece of shit. So I ate it.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #341 on: October 22, 2010, 02:06:42 pm »
The context took a flying dive into a black hole and it still couldn't make sense.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #342 on: October 22, 2010, 02:11:07 pm »
I have a fanfiction involving Vriska and Kanaya but I'm afraid I'll get banned if I post it.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #343 on: October 22, 2010, 02:21:00 pm »
To the PM's!
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #344 on: October 22, 2010, 02:49:14 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on October 22, 2010, 02:11:07 pm
I have a fanfiction involving Vriska and Kanaya but I'm afraid I'll get banned if I post it.

PM that to me, would ya?
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Excepting the hairballs and fleas.
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