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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763137 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #315 on: October 12, 2010, 09:47:04 pm »
I do not recognize your name, are you new to the forums?
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #316 on: October 12, 2010, 09:47:31 pm »
I recognize him.
no idea if hes new, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #317 on: October 12, 2010, 09:54:27 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on October 12, 2010, 09:47:04 pm
I do not recognize your name, are you new to the forums?
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Quote from: Thomas Paine
To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #318 on: October 12, 2010, 10:02:09 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on October 12, 2010, 09:47:04 pm
I do not recognize your name, are you new to the forums?
This, after I posted in your TRD MSPA thing?
I am outraged!
As the only person I have seen on these forums with an awesome colorful zergling avatar that I did with my sub-par GIMP skills, I demand justice!
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #319 on: October 12, 2010, 10:06:39 pm »
DAMN IT MAN! NEVER SPEAK OF THAT! LAST TIME I MAKE A GAME AT THREE IN THE MORN.

Baaad idea.

Also it was a joke.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #320 on: October 12, 2010, 10:12:00 pm »
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I'm internetting! No, ethernetting! I'm... connecting! to the internetting with ethernetting. Ethernetting sounds like something you'd use to catch ghost fish, or something.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #321 on: October 12, 2010, 10:59:55 pm »
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Quote from: DJ on March 20, 2011, 08:35:32 am
I should probably have my head checked, because I find myself in complete agreement with Nikov.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #322 on: October 13, 2010, 03:34:10 pm »
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #323 on: October 16, 2010, 10:27:01 pm »
Jude: So I take it you're still unable to game
Jackrabbit: Yes. I'm taking pills for it.

Jude: Play Scarborough Fair on your dick
Jackrabbit: Okay.
Jackrabbit: OH GOD THE CIRCULATION'S BEEN CUT OFF
« Last Edit: October 16, 2010, 10:33:45 pm by Lumbajak »
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #324 on: October 17, 2010, 07:15:27 am »
Quote from: Lumbajak on October 16, 2010, 08:26:39 pm
If a dictionary were milk then it wouldn't just be my head that's big.
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Quote from: Vector on March 29, 2011, 12:38:13 pm
But then, life was also easier when I was running around here pretending to be a man, so I guess I should just "man up" and get back to work.
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 15, 2011, 03:37:11 pm
This is mz poetrz, it is mz puyyle.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #325 on: October 17, 2010, 12:51:19 pm »
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12:44 PM - SHAD0Wdump: My most kiss is for the engi as well.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #326 on: October 17, 2010, 01:25:21 pm »
Quote from: Nikov on October 12, 2010, 10:59:55 pm
Quote from: Grakelin on October 12, 2010, 10:49:04 pm
Nikov is right.
The original quote had too much context, which has now been removed.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #327 on: October 20, 2010, 09:08:36 pm »
Quote from: Lillipad on September 26, 2010, 08:11:19 pm
Curses, foiled again by a lack of a functioning jaw!
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #328 on: October 20, 2010, 09:38:57 pm »
Quote from: Retro on October 13, 2010, 02:32:35 am
Death feels a bit offended you guys are all talking about him without even shaking his hand.

Oh, one more:
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Matron waves.
Vince waves to Matron.
Woose says, "vince"
Vince asks, "Yeah Woose?"
Woose asks, "does my penis look bigger?"
Matron says, "Heyo."
Matron laughs.
Vince says, "Err."
Woose says, "I swallowed an entire bottle of pills."
Woose says, "It didn't do anything"
Matron says, "Oh god."
Woose says, "here let me show you"
Vince sighs.
Woose takes off his chudskin pants.
Vince gasps.
Woose says, "it's not growing"
Vince crawls out of the pillow fort.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2010, 09:40:51 pm by Labs »
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Quote from: Girlinhat on November 15, 2012, 11:53:44 am
I like to slip into bear caves around midnight and gently caress the carnivore inside before leaving a small cut of fresh fish and sneaking out.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #329 on: October 20, 2010, 09:43:52 pm »
Quote from: Vector on October 20, 2010, 06:09:24 pm
It's math, who cares?
Vector begins her new life uninvolved in Math.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on October 13, 2010, 04:19:47 am
Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on August 08, 2010, 08:18:09 pm
I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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