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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709250 times)

FuzzyZergling

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #195 on: October 09, 2010, 12:45:09 pm »
Quote from: Ioric Kittencuddler on October 09, 2010, 12:23:27 pm
So you like to put kitten sticks in your mouth?
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #196 on: October 09, 2010, 01:23:00 pm »
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12:21 PM - Jackrabbit: My gay lover was high yesterday.

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12:24 PM - Jackrabbit: There is basically no way I'm not getting off on this
« Last Edit: October 09, 2010, 01:25:48 pm by Lumbajak »
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #197 on: October 09, 2010, 01:31:52 pm »
(he's not actually my gay lover, I just made out with him once)

(he was totally high though)
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #198 on: October 09, 2010, 01:33:26 pm »
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12:28 PM - Jackrabbit: Brb, rolling DX of 14 to see if I can piss straight.
12:28 PM - Jude: 18 means you forgot to pull your pants down first
12:29 PM - Jackrabbit: Oh God critical failure.
12:29 PM - Jackrabbit: OH GOD

This could go on all day.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #199 on: October 09, 2010, 02:35:57 pm »
Whats the critical failure description for that?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #200 on: October 09, 2010, 02:44:10 pm »
Critical failure is he forgets to take his pants off AND his bladder literally explodes.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #201 on: October 09, 2010, 02:44:44 pm »
Critical Failure you said?
Quote from: Felgraf on October 08, 2010, 05:47:52 pm

And here's where I put it:
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #202 on: October 09, 2010, 02:48:18 pm »
Can I quote myself on here if I realised after the post was done part of it sounds really odd?
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Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #203 on: October 09, 2010, 02:48:45 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven link=http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=67925.30
stop eating my pants leg!

here you go. something that is funnier out of context.
« Last Edit: October 09, 2010, 03:01:55 pm by darkrider2 »
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #204 on: October 09, 2010, 02:52:16 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on October 09, 2010, 02:39:47 pm
I would be perfectly fine with aliens eating us.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #205 on: October 09, 2010, 02:53:11 pm »
I meant with the idea of it Metal Slime, I'd still defend myself and people I give a damn about. But I wouldn't call the aliens evil for it.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #206 on: October 09, 2010, 02:54:32 pm »
I know what you meant. But this is the Out-Of-Context Thead, so-Traitor Xenos-lover!
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #207 on: October 09, 2010, 02:55:29 pm »
Point taken, but I would eat an alien. If they tasted good. Anyone up for KFA? Kentucky Fried Aliens?
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #208 on: October 09, 2010, 02:56:43 pm »
I had Kentucky fried phoenix once.

Note: Giant flaming reincarnating birds do not a happy digestive system make.
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #209 on: October 09, 2010, 02:57:58 pm »
This thread is slowly edging onto some rails
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