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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760761 times)

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #60 on: September 17, 2010, 10:01:08 pm »
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I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #61 on: September 18, 2010, 07:51:10 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on September 17, 2010, 04:29:55 pm
Upon discovering her own mouth, the girl fainted and was rushed to hospital.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #62 on: September 18, 2010, 02:25:45 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on September 18, 2010, 03:41:00 am
"When I breathe out I vomit chemicals that proceed to preform agricultural work."
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #63 on: September 18, 2010, 03:15:12 pm »
3:14 PM - [DFC]Cthulhu: Why am I never allowed to raep regular people?
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Quote from: chaoticag on March 20, 2009, 01:25:21 pm
Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #64 on: September 18, 2010, 04:41:14 pm »
2:39 PM - Janet♫♥: LOOK AT THAT FAIRY
2:39 PM - Janet♫♥: SHES A TOTAL SLUT
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #65 on: September 18, 2010, 08:59:28 pm »
Quote from: inaluct on September 18, 2010, 01:56:30 pm
I bet it wouldn't even notice you. It would be too busy either dying of heat stroke or eating the ice cream beach.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #66 on: September 18, 2010, 10:26:01 pm »
10:24 PM - Janet♫♥: OH GOD NO
10:24 PM - ♥♫tenaJ: ON DOG HO
10:24 PM - ♥♫tenaJ: o:
10:24 PM - Janet♫♥: :O
10:24 PM - ♥♫tenaJ: .suoiralih sdnuos oh god no
10:25 PM - Janet♫♥: It does.
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Diamonds are combustable, because they are made of Carbon.

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #67 on: September 18, 2010, 10:29:55 pm »
Rule 5*meteor'd*

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Quote from: BaronBalloon on September 18, 2010, 10:43:23 pm
OH GAWD HE TOTALLY JUST FLEW UP ONTO MY RAMPARTS. WHY DIDNT YOU WARN ME D: WERE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE
« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 11:27:21 pm by Urist Imiknorris »
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #68 on: September 21, 2010, 04:54:40 pm »
Quote from: Nikov on September 21, 2010, 04:47:35 pm
That reminds me of a funny story about my marriage.

The best part is that this quote requires no context, because it might show up without warning in any thread you ever post in, ever.
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #69 on: September 21, 2010, 05:47:21 pm »
We need some sort of image macro that says "BREAKING NEWS: NIKOV IS STILL MARRIED, AND HE NEEDS YOU TO KNOW THIS".
« Last Edit: September 21, 2010, 05:52:48 pm by Jackrabbit »
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #70 on: September 21, 2010, 05:52:26 pm »
theres a Nivok too? I thought there was only a Nikov.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #71 on: September 21, 2010, 05:53:09 pm »
Perhaps he is his alien doppleganger?
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #72 on: September 21, 2010, 05:58:23 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 21, 2010, 05:56:51 pm
Aqizzar=Laurence Fishburne=Morpheus who is also the Blackbeard of bullet time pot.


Yes, I know it has my name in it.  This deserves to be saved all on its own.
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Quote from: Toady One on December 04, 2010, 05:10:27 pm
Please amplify your relaxed states.
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The ancients built these quote pyramids to forever store vast quantities of rage.

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #73 on: September 21, 2010, 06:08:29 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on September 21, 2010, 05:47:21 pm
We need some sort of image macro that says "BREAKING NEWS: NIKOV IS STILL MARRIED, AND HE NEEDS YOU TO KNOW THIS".
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Quote from: Aklyon on September 21, 2010, 05:52:26 pm
theres a Nivok too? I thought there was only a Nikov.
Quote from: Jackrabbit on September 21, 2010, 05:53:09 pm
Perhaps he is his alien doppleganger?
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DEATH has been waiting for you. He has poured you some TEA.

Aklyon

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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #74 on: September 21, 2010, 06:12:46 pm »
:P
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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