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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764333 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9870 on: February 26, 2015, 07:11:48 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on February 24, 2015, 10:13:36 pm
Have you ever been in a portaloo in a storm with winds strong enough to knock it over? Now imagine what would happen if its center of gravity had to be high enough to permit robotic legs to carry it up stairs.

Quote from: Frumple on February 24, 2015, 10:39:48 pm
I wonder if there's actually a sustainable market for toilets that beg for death, and how one would go about cornering it...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9871 on: February 26, 2015, 06:19:30 pm »
Quote from: Paphi on February 26, 2015, 05:09:02 pm
In fact, let's just throw everything at the cosmic wall to see what sticks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9872 on: February 26, 2015, 07:59:58 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9873 on: February 26, 2015, 10:39:17 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9874 on: February 26, 2015, 10:58:24 pm »
Quote from: Hapah on February 26, 2015, 04:25:14 pm
((I'd try to stop you from shooting lasers at the sun but that'd mean running slightly slower))
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9875 on: February 27, 2015, 12:48:54 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9876 on: February 27, 2015, 02:34:32 am »
<Remalle> Harb has anus eyes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9877 on: February 27, 2015, 10:38:44 am »
Quote from: Vector on February 27, 2015, 10:36:55 am
I'm just teasing, LOL. I really see a bowl of strawberries.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9878 on: February 27, 2015, 12:45:59 pm »
Quote from: Sinistar on February 27, 2015, 12:39:21 pm
"... but lo and behold - the Great Toad jumped majestically from Heavenly heights, his presence shinet so"

"And thus was spoken: We are not amused"

"And so the 12 bays were cleansed and the heathens purged in a mighty show of divine force and supreme wisdom"

"And there was much less fuckery"

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9879 on: February 27, 2015, 02:22:07 pm »
Quote from: Max™ on February 27, 2015, 06:19:09 am
Quote from: Random_Dragon on February 27, 2015, 05:33:18 am
Even then, it wasn't until one shit make it start puking...
That's one hell of a shit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9880 on: February 27, 2015, 02:32:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9881 on: February 27, 2015, 05:17:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9882 on: February 27, 2015, 07:08:44 pm »
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Illyn Karling [Command]  [Sulaco] says, "Creatures travel faster on "weed" keep that in mind and don't do drugs..."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9883 on: February 27, 2015, 07:31:48 pm »
"I've been around the world 8 times but I've never seen shit like that"-Dad

He's just so quotable
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9884 on: February 27, 2015, 11:01:10 pm »
Quote from: Nerjin on February 27, 2015, 10:57:06 pm
It would kill you to 'seduce' a troll.
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