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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1716884 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9810 on: February 20, 2015, 10:27:37 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on February 20, 2015, 04:58:58 pm
Now I wish I had a robot bringing me cake.
Quote from: Graknorke on February 20, 2015, 08:10:48 am
This servant of burrito greets you.
Quote from: Frumple on February 20, 2015, 11:07:32 pm
Regardless of age, your first time doing a toilet should be remembered and celebrated.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9811 on: February 21, 2015, 12:04:37 am »
I like the thread because it defies Sturgeon's Revelation. As little as 80% of the quotes posted here are shit, possibly even less!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9812 on: February 21, 2015, 02:04:31 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9813 on: February 21, 2015, 03:22:21 am »
I enjoy because its funny like the sigtext thread, but more frequently updating
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9814 on: February 21, 2015, 03:29:07 am »
People actually read this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9815 on: February 21, 2015, 03:58:06 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 21, 2015, 03:29:07 am
People actually read this thread.

I consider it a "highlights" package. Something particularly funny my lead me to reading the thread where it came from.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9816 on: February 21, 2015, 08:38:21 am »
Quote from: BurnedToast on February 19, 2015, 09:37:09 pm
I managed to make it 10 minutes before I accidentally married my cousin
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9817 on: February 21, 2015, 12:06:32 pm »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on February 21, 2015, 12:03:19 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9818 on: February 21, 2015, 12:14:02 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on February 21, 2015, 12:53:51 am
I don't feel like pouring water over my mother's tits, sorry.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9819 on: February 21, 2015, 01:17:18 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9820 on: February 21, 2015, 08:34:33 pm »
Quote from: On a thread talking about Lifeweb, described as "Dwarf Fortress meets Game of Thrones"
It was just too many people, more than a hundred in a day. OOC was overwhelmed with the same questions from different players, fortress' streets were full of vomiting and copulating characters, giving newcomers even MORE confusion.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9821 on: February 21, 2015, 09:06:49 pm »
Quote from: Deus Asmoth on February 17, 2015, 04:21:57 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9822 on: February 21, 2015, 09:24:49 pm »
Quote from: Descan on February 21, 2015, 06:11:25 pm
Every Russian citizen is implanted with an internal potato farm/vodka distillery
Quote from: IronyOwl on February 21, 2015, 10:25:49 pm
Give me your coins or I'll stab you
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9823 on: February 21, 2015, 11:20:49 pm »
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So its like a sort of literary codpiece?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 200 Pages, 10k Quotes, 5 years.
« Reply #9824 on: February 21, 2015, 11:23:19 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 21, 2015, 11:22:11 pm
I desperately want to hear the story behind the giant dildos and autocannibalism.
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