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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761942 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9705 on: February 09, 2015, 11:21:46 pm »
Quote from: the Walking Dead video game I was watching on YouTube
Survivor 1: What are you going to do? They have guns!
Survivor 2: I'm gonna run up to the first modafucka I see, grab his gun, and use it to shoot the next modafucka I see!
Me: I like this guy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9706 on: February 09, 2015, 11:40:19 pm »
Son, I am dissapoint. Take your context bullshit out of here and don't bring it back. ಠ_ಠ
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9707 on: February 09, 2015, 11:43:30 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 09, 2015, 11:31:47 pm
that's how I learned how to say "I've got a tapeworm," when I meant to say "I'm lonely."[/size]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9708 on: February 10, 2015, 12:49:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9709 on: February 10, 2015, 02:40:09 am »
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23:14   Remalle   Hey, you know what I like about Hoppip
23:14   Remalle   as a Pokemon
23:14   Remalle   ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9710 on: February 10, 2015, 10:34:25 am »
(In a forum game...)

1: i don't get it; how do murderers know they're murderers?
2: It's a problematic psychological situation, isn't it?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9711 on: February 10, 2015, 01:56:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9712 on: February 10, 2015, 04:12:12 pm »
Quote from: astronomy class
Stars are made from gas, and our galaxy has gas.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9713 on: February 10, 2015, 04:16:06 pm »
Is it gas?  I was under the impression it was all plasma at that point. :|
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9714 on: February 10, 2015, 04:19:46 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on February 10, 2015, 04:16:06 pm
Is it gas?  I was under the impression it was all plasma at that point. :|
Spoiler: Spoilered since it's context (click to show/hide)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9715 on: February 10, 2015, 04:22:40 pm »
Quote from: Spanish 1102
"No, it's 'Me encantan los hombres'"
"Men are enchanting to me"
"Men are very pleasing to me"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9716 on: February 10, 2015, 04:52:55 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on February 10, 2015, 04:20:28 pm
But who in their right mind fucks their sweater
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9717 on: February 10, 2015, 09:29:22 pm »
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DK healed my hand with his magical powers.
Quote from: same chat
Toucans don't exist.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9718 on: February 11, 2015, 01:09:23 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on February 11, 2015, 12:37:09 pm
Go drink water.
  Drink until you feel full and then another cup.  Then go lie down and think about how it feels.  Just lay there, feeling the blankets.  Feel the cold lumps of jiggle in your stomach.  Feel it drip into your bladder after sliding through your gut.  Then go pee.
This is probably OOCbait, but meh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9719 on: February 11, 2015, 01:19:53 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on February 11, 2015, 01:17:58 pm
That's no big deal. Sometimes the only available place to build a bonfire is underwater.
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