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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762009 times)

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9675 on: February 05, 2015, 07:10:24 pm »

« Last Edit: February 05, 2015, 07:14:02 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9676 on: February 05, 2015, 08:14:45 pm »

Few times great grandpappy should have stayed away from the zebras, that's what's up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9677 on: February 05, 2015, 08:42:54 pm »

Someone has to have made tessellated cake at some point.

... in retrospect, I probably would have been considerably more likely to rekindle my interest in math if it had been edible.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9678 on: February 05, 2015, 10:19:46 pm »

It was not a typo.
What part of "I don't want to know" gave you the impression that I wanted to know?
« Last Edit: February 05, 2015, 11:09:54 pm by mastahcheese »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9679 on: February 06, 2015, 05:04:32 am »

[10:04] (Skyrunner) I'll set off a nuke on the turtle, let's see what happens
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9680 on: February 06, 2015, 02:18:38 pm »

Quote from: r/diablo
Trucks certainly hit as hard as cows that hit as hard as trucks, but cows generally don't hit as hard as trucks.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9681 on: February 06, 2015, 05:17:30 pm »

WHAT IS THIS, WINDEX COMING OUT OF A TV?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9682 on: February 06, 2015, 05:59:06 pm »

Skyanus. Huh, that does explains why the vanilla game was full of shit.
It is even better in context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9683 on: February 06, 2015, 11:44:56 pm »

Quote from: youtube comments
We missed out on the opportunity to see a bipedal lizard man crane kick a frost troll off of a fucking mountain - i.e., the greatest image in video game history.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9684 on: February 07, 2015, 11:28:47 am »

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Douglas Archibald says, "Half of our squad drank themselves to death"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9685 on: February 07, 2015, 11:57:18 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9686 on: February 07, 2015, 12:33:07 pm »

that game with the dwarves that crap everywhere
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9687 on: February 07, 2015, 12:44:19 pm »

thankfully I've got a lot of practice at getting out from between the legs of an enemy...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9688 on: February 07, 2015, 01:05:44 pm »

Or someone can invent RoboTeacher 2020 and then every kid can have their own teacher. Until one of them figures out how to hack it so that their homework assignment is to surf for porn.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9689 on: February 07, 2015, 06:21:18 pm »

Dances with Smurf Pocahontas in Space.
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