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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756900 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9660 on: February 03, 2015, 01:51:47 pm »

<EricBlank> feels like mutilated plant fetuses
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9661 on: February 03, 2015, 03:04:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9662 on: February 03, 2015, 06:12:42 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9663 on: February 03, 2015, 06:43:39 pm »

<Cript> I sexually identify as lava.

He's so hot.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9664 on: February 03, 2015, 06:47:24 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9665 on: February 04, 2015, 10:54:50 am »

Give a man a truck and he thinks he's a god.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9666 on: February 04, 2015, 11:21:41 am »

Teach a man to truck and he... uh, what can you do, Sirus?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9667 on: February 04, 2015, 02:45:06 pm »

Oh so the secret to getting America back on track was inside our pants the whole time.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9668 on: February 04, 2015, 04:17:50 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9669 on: February 04, 2015, 06:46:13 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9670 on: February 04, 2015, 07:17:54 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9671 on: February 04, 2015, 08:43:23 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9673 on: February 05, 2015, 04:37:04 pm »

And the Lord said "rejoice, for the dwarf will come among you, and you will know him by his beard."

That certainly puts Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff in a different context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9674 on: February 05, 2015, 05:31:37 pm »

It symbolises horrible, horrible wailing by being horrible, horrible wailing. Followed by monkey like noises.
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