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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9555 on: January 23, 2015, 09:00:47 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9556 on: January 23, 2015, 09:00:49 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9557 on: January 23, 2015, 09:25:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9558 on: January 23, 2015, 09:26:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9559 on: January 23, 2015, 09:36:12 pm »

All for the price of a nervous break down.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9560 on: January 24, 2015, 01:00:36 am »

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It would make things easier, but unfortunately, easy isn't the way of the world. Best to try and get people as close to white as you can.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9561 on: January 24, 2015, 11:38:08 am »

This creates a strategic rock-paper-scissors effect: titans -> regular soldiers -> war bunnies -> titans.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9562 on: January 24, 2015, 01:50:37 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9563 on: January 25, 2015, 12:04:21 am »

What do carnivals have to do with the cold war?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9565 on: January 25, 2015, 07:15:29 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9566 on: January 25, 2015, 09:23:51 am »

If you're lactose intolerant I recommend pouring your cereal onto a cow and then eating it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9567 on: January 25, 2015, 09:30:29 am »

I prefer to think that he orgasms when he's scared.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9568 on: January 25, 2015, 11:24:41 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9569 on: January 25, 2015, 12:25:52 pm »

So now you can set up child labour factories to take over the universe and kill god.
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