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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764143 times)

Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9540 on: January 20, 2015, 11:50:20 pm »

If I bring it up she starts clawing at my face.
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crazysheep

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9541 on: January 21, 2015, 12:20:18 am »

You got me, I'm actually the secret daughter of Kim Jong-un.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9542 on: January 21, 2015, 09:57:02 am »

Toilets for Townships (you can put the colon anywhere in that!)
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BFEL

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9543 on: January 21, 2015, 11:26:21 am »

That actually sounds like something from a bad fanfic about Bay12ers.

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I will regret that last statement forever, I just know it.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9544 on: January 21, 2015, 11:34:38 am »

Quote from:  Random person in history class
I think we should start doing public executions
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Furtuka

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9545 on: January 21, 2015, 06:03:36 pm »

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You got drunk off orphan liqueur?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9546 on: January 21, 2015, 09:16:01 pm »

Congratulations, your front lawn is now satan.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9547 on: January 22, 2015, 08:49:14 am »

tsundere sharks have not prepared me for this
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Kadzar

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9548 on: January 22, 2015, 11:53:49 am »

I'm more knowledgable on whale lactation than whale size.
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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9549 on: January 22, 2015, 03:36:27 pm »

With slugs, all humping is wet-humping.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9550 on: January 22, 2015, 08:03:05 pm »

He's probably the world's best dead person at this point.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9551 on: January 22, 2015, 09:48:14 pm »

You see Knit Tie, the real Nazi is not in the flags and the Sieg runes. The real Nazi was in your heart all along!
*Break into a Nazi Disney songĻ*
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9552 on: January 22, 2015, 11:32:21 pm »

so I had to do it on the floor. Most fun I've ever had on my knees.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9554 on: January 23, 2015, 08:46:35 am »

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