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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1709257 times)

Heron TSG

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #945 on: March 16, 2011, 09:12:12 pm »

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"Yeah, the thing you need to understand about this proof is that they're employing the usual saying from Ancient Greece... 'pics or it didn't happen.'"
That is damn hilarious if I do must say so indeed myself. Counterpoint.

You and me would be so perfect for each other, if only you weren't a little patch of dirt in Greece =/
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #947 on: March 17, 2011, 03:05:06 pm »

Oh. *scuttles off and bemoans his lack of teabags*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #948 on: March 17, 2011, 03:05:31 pm »

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Small, sneaky submarine made of bronze anti-detection material, powered by batteries named Matt target aliens with giant eyes and larger eyelashes. The submarine does not need authorization to engage the enemy.
Pretty much.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #949 on: March 17, 2011, 04:39:16 pm »

Alright, You've forced me out of the hole again Bay12 :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #950 on: March 18, 2011, 12:53:05 am »

Book: "blah blah ragequit threat"
Everyone else: "You do realize that we would rather not have you leave, right? We just want you to stop being a dick to people unnecessarily."
Book:
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you leave
"I SEE HOW IT IS"
Everyone else: Headdesk
Toady: probably disbelieving that he has to waste his time on this
I've muted Book for 3 days for acting like a jerk.
Book, on new account: "RRAAAAGEQUIT"
Everyone else: Headdesk
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #951 on: March 18, 2011, 08:42:34 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #952 on: March 18, 2011, 09:52:06 pm »

Okay, honey, I'll be ready~
Get a room.


Waiting a week works for me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #953 on: March 19, 2011, 12:41:23 am »

1:38 AM - Cag: I'll have you know, I'm straight today
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #954 on: March 19, 2011, 02:02:30 am »

12:01 AM - SHAD0Wdump: This movie demands MULTIPLE BEDGETS.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #955 on: March 19, 2011, 08:17:17 am »

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9:06 AM - Deadmeat1471: woke up and arm was all floppy
9:07 AM - Iceball3: That's gotta be unpleasant.
9:07 AM - Deadmeat1471: ya
9:07 AM - Deadmeat1471: but ive done it enough times now that is just amusing
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8:50 AM - Iceball3: Yar!
8:50 AM - Keitawolf: yar
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #956 on: March 19, 2011, 03:06:43 pm »

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I already have the ASPCA all over my ass after the last couple thought experiments. For strictly moral reasons, it’s best to fire only healthy cats out of a cannon.
Also, that’s horrible.

One of the best things I've read in a long time.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #957 on: March 19, 2011, 03:15:05 pm »

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Do you know how you determine a Scotsman's clan? You look under his kilt, and if he has a quarter-pounder down there, he's a McDonald.
*badum-tish*
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Same if he has a chicken nugget down there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #958 on: March 19, 2011, 04:15:17 pm »

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Do you know how you determine a Scotsman's clan? You look under his kilt, and if he has a quarter-pounder down there, he's a McDonald.
*badum-tish*
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Same if he has a chicken nugget down there.

What if it's a Royale with Cheese?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #959 on: March 19, 2011, 04:25:33 pm »

Key word here being "Scottish".
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