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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711850 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9435 on: January 13, 2015, 09:06:52 am »
Quote from: Caz on January 13, 2015, 08:18:36 am
For what happened the morning after, though... at least there's whisky.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9436 on: January 13, 2015, 09:28:07 am »
Whisky: The original morning after pill?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9437 on: January 13, 2015, 03:40:34 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on January 13, 2015, 05:41:36 am
a fucking ton of shitler teams
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on January 13, 2015, 03:41:09 pm
you find an old person with dentures, you grab them from their mouth, then punch them in the stomach
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9438 on: January 13, 2015, 04:04:00 pm »
Quote from: i2amroy on January 13, 2015, 03:52:11 pm
The fact that something is rubbing against your face and screaming tends to wake me up nigh instantly.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9439 on: January 13, 2015, 04:20:30 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 24, 2014, 06:03:53 pm
once my scout pig has revealed the layout of hell I shall pick a suitable site
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9440 on: January 13, 2015, 07:21:13 pm »
Quote from: Knit tie on January 13, 2015, 07:01:07 pm
Silk bondage gear is, unfortunately, not something I can afford to buy right now
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Well, i can't even sleep after reading this story.
I will probably never sleep again
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I'm narcoleptic and I'm asleep right now.
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COPS used FORESIGHT
COPS identified GHOST!
Quote from: Dutchling on January 13, 2015, 07:58:20 pm
I think that belongs in the "Thing that made you Moist today" thread.
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on January 13, 2015, 08:07:31 pm
noping into stratosphere
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9441 on: January 13, 2015, 08:16:37 pm »
Oh hey, I saw those reddit coments too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9442 on: January 13, 2015, 08:29:28 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on January 13, 2015, 07:23:41 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9443 on: January 14, 2015, 02:40:01 am »
Quote from: Donuts on January 14, 2015, 02:32:46 am
Everybody tells me not to blow up the shrooms. BUT WE WILL SHOW THEM, AYE?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9444 on: January 14, 2015, 06:12:32 am »
Quote from: nenjin on January 13, 2015, 04:50:22 pm
I could fit a dead baby inside and still have room to cross fire.
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Everything is an instrument if you hit it the right way.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9445 on: January 14, 2015, 04:06:34 pm »
Quote from: Gamedragon on January 14, 2015, 03:55:47 pm
Wait, so what would happen if I tried to summon a Higher Order Demon without a large enough supply of blood? Would orange juice work?
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What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9446 on: January 14, 2015, 05:37:49 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on January 14, 2015, 05:36:14 pm
the baby should be MininumZero until they grow up and defeat Max in a climatic duel
Quote from: Helgoland on January 14, 2015, 06:47:22 pm
I wouldn't consider the Holocaust pop culture, to be honest.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9447 on: January 14, 2015, 09:28:30 pm »
Quote from: Lord_lemonpie on January 14, 2015, 04:56:51 pm
I shall protect you from epileptic thieves!
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Don't introduce your child to gods or give them a harem of goddesses, they get bad grades and have an attitude problem if you try to do that.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9448 on: January 15, 2015, 07:08:53 am »
Quote from: Sallen on January 15, 2015, 06:51:37 am
Last time I tried to make a drainable bath I lost half of the babies in the fort through the grates...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9449 on: January 15, 2015, 09:39:38 am »
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