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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711808 times)

GiglameshDespair

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9405 on: January 10, 2015, 11:35:09 am »
Quote from: RedKing on January 10, 2015, 11:21:01 am
Quote from: rabidgam3r on January 09, 2015, 09:22:34 pm
And that's how you become an adult, you transform yourself into some kind of steampunk Frankenstein monster powered by caffeine.

Too slow, I'm afraid.

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And that's how you become an adult, you transform yourself into some kind of steampunk Frankenstein monster powered by caffeine.
Feels like clickbait, but it would be wrong not to upt it here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9406 on: January 10, 2015, 11:37:38 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 10, 2015, 10:57:03 am
I think the breastplate is a traitor to the cause.

It looks too happy about that exposed neck.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9407 on: January 10, 2015, 02:35:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9408 on: January 10, 2015, 03:45:30 pm »
Quote from: smeeprocket on January 10, 2015, 03:43:32 pm
If a burger is a baby, the afterbirth would be congealed grease.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9409 on: January 10, 2015, 04:25:11 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9410 on: January 10, 2015, 04:59:24 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9411 on: January 10, 2015, 05:44:27 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 10, 2015, 05:05:03 pm
Nah, DF just can't represent it well. What happens is the Necromancer rises the corpse, then has a deep philosophical conversation with it. Why do you think they have those towers full of books? If the corpse comes round to its way of thinking, it is an adherent and is promptly anointed with the Holy Pesticide. If not, then it is left without the Holy Pesticide and so tears itself apart.

Necromancers are nothing if not practical.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9412 on: January 11, 2015, 01:37:31 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9413 on: January 11, 2015, 01:51:31 am »
Quote from: mastahcheese on January 10, 2015, 03:05:01 pm
Can we please not talk about me having eldritch babies?

Later...

Quote from: mastahcheese on January 10, 2015, 03:43:50 pm
That is the most disturbing thing I have read today.

Can we go back to the eldritch babies, now?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9414 on: January 11, 2015, 03:05:37 am »
Quote from: Shakerag on January 11, 2015, 02:29:56 am
I'm keeping my nuts in the fridge from now on. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9415 on: January 11, 2015, 09:11:01 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on January 11, 2015, 03:05:37 am
Quote from: Shakerag on January 11, 2015, 02:29:56 am
I'm keeping my nuts in the fridge from now on. 
I knew this was going to happen.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9416 on: January 11, 2015, 12:05:31 pm »
Quote from: Jacob/Lee on January 10, 2015, 02:35:30 pm
Quote from: Necro
Culinary PTSD
Somehow read that as a necromancer with culinary PTSD. Which made me wonder, what the hell could a necromancer have eaten that could be so traumatic?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9417 on: January 11, 2015, 12:28:08 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on January 11, 2015, 12:25:31 pm
'Mmm, raw flesh. What's that horrible pain in my back? Better keep eating! DIE, RAW MEAT! TASTE THE WRATH OF MY MOU-oh okay i'm dead now'
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9418 on: January 11, 2015, 01:50:15 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9419 on: January 11, 2015, 04:25:53 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 10, 2015, 04:10:32 pm
Obviously you belong here, though. No one else would calculate the percentage increase in vomit potential.
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