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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711803 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9390 on: January 08, 2015, 08:26:53 pm »

Can't help but feel chopping off half the sentence goes against the spirit of the thread, if not the letter.
It think the latter.
Pretty sure Derm's gotten on people for that before.

May they rest in pieces.
FTFY.

Also, the rule is you can't take words out between letters, because (as Derm put it in the OP) then you could go find some long-winded rant and make it "I eat socks" or something. Just showcasing a chunk is OK if you don't glue two chunks together.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9392 on: January 08, 2015, 08:56:52 pm »

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Well played. But not original.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9393 on: January 08, 2015, 09:01:45 pm »

Mmmmh, yeast poop. That's why beer is such a metal beverage: It contains millions of tiny corpses, corpses of organisms that we drowned in their own excrement, in every sip you take.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9394 on: January 08, 2015, 09:16:15 pm »

Darn, Cryxis, I was just on my way here with that one.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9395 on: January 08, 2015, 09:23:54 pm »

His nose is upturned, his close-set eyes are somewhat round, his double-braided beard is extremely gay.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9396 on: January 08, 2015, 09:35:56 pm »

You only need punch bears if you feel like it, and are okay with assault charges.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9397 on: January 08, 2015, 11:52:45 pm »

Can confirm that kiwifruit skin is edible in the same way that human skin is edible.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9398 on: January 09, 2015, 01:04:24 am »

Quote from: diablo 3 forums
does throwing shield count as pet?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9399 on: January 09, 2015, 09:31:29 pm »

And that's how you become an adult, you transform yourself into some kind of steampunk Frankenstein monster powered by caffeine.
Feels like clickbait, but it would be wrong not to upt it here.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9400 on: January 09, 2015, 09:55:15 pm »

It did sound kind of clickbait-y to me a few seconds after I posted it, but it was too late.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9401 on: January 09, 2015, 11:59:59 pm »

Why doesn't everyone become a rolling ball of shields?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9402 on: January 10, 2015, 12:02:33 am »

i wanted to stick my finger into my hot sauce water and then stick that finger into my eye

that's not even remotely out of context and you know it

every word of that statement is true

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9403 on: January 10, 2015, 04:53:28 am »

May your face not be mauled too hard. But still a little. Mauling is mandatory.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9404 on: January 10, 2015, 11:21:01 am »

And that's how you become an adult, you transform yourself into some kind of steampunk Frankenstein monster powered by caffeine.
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