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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763908 times)

Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9360 on: January 06, 2015, 05:05:37 pm »

a mutant cyborg who thinks it's a good idea to eat random deformed fetuses he finds lying around
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9361 on: January 06, 2015, 05:17:08 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9362 on: January 06, 2015, 08:13:52 pm »

But after the lesbian-bear acid trip I had the privilege to embark on at 3 in the morning, there seems to be no other option but consume all other works this man has made.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9363 on: January 06, 2015, 09:39:17 pm »

Is it just me or the guys in the random comic generator can't go for more than five strips without trying to have sex?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9364 on: January 07, 2015, 02:44:57 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9365 on: January 07, 2015, 07:09:52 am »

Actually, a large part of Hell uses the souls of atheists as currency these days.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9366 on: January 07, 2015, 07:40:55 am »

I haven't been this happy about street food since that hot-dog stand fire.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9367 on: January 07, 2015, 03:05:28 pm »

you chastising Jesus for trying to get into your bed after rolling in corpses and dung.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9368 on: January 07, 2015, 03:07:06 pm »

Let me extend my hand and be the first to say "smaaash cruuunch craaash booom"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9369 on: January 07, 2015, 03:20:05 pm »

he was forced to ethnically cleanse half the herd because the rest were nazis and forced him to.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9370 on: January 07, 2015, 04:10:26 pm »

Goddammit, I want my story and/or video about Buddhist abortions!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9371 on: January 07, 2015, 04:13:13 pm »

Goddamn, smeep is quotable.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9372 on: January 07, 2015, 04:38:45 pm »

Smeeps a weird one. I like her.
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Tawa

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9373 on: January 07, 2015, 04:42:21 pm »

Everybody grab your cameras and go find LSP!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9374 on: January 07, 2015, 04:50:24 pm »

My composure is so un-chill I cook my pancakes on it in the mornings.
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