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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9345 on: January 04, 2015, 09:12:00 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 04, 2015, 04:51:11 pm
We need to bottle Tiruin and sell it to hospitals.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9346 on: January 04, 2015, 09:23:35 pm »
Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on January 04, 2015, 06:44:16 pm
Now I want to stab some random guy I've never even met.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9347 on: January 05, 2015, 01:59:39 am »
Quote from: Toady One on January 04, 2015, 10:43:35 pm
(posts removed) Is it possible to talk about tea without talking about murdering people?  We will try part 2 of the experiment below.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9348 on: January 05, 2015, 02:36:28 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on January 05, 2015, 01:58:16 pm
LSP, quit pouring dead orphans into your soup - it's bad for your kidneys.
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Quote from: Urist McScoopbeard on March 20, 2015, 10:01:25 pm
What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
Glory to Arstotzka!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9349 on: January 05, 2015, 05:05:39 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on January 05, 2015, 04:58:21 pm
Let me know when you get to the bit about cows that shoot flaming dung at people.
Quote from: smjjames on January 05, 2015, 05:10:27 pm
Quote from: pisskop on January 05, 2015, 05:08:11 pm
Wait, did an elf just raise a baby as her father for ten years until she got kidnapped by orcs, raped, and then saved by elf magic?  And then Legolas decided to date said 10 year old?

Sounds like something that could happen in DF by way of some bug.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9350 on: January 05, 2015, 05:54:26 pm »
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17:47   <__Wymar__>: Let me join you smeding
17:47   <__Wymar__>: I want to be part of you
17:47   <__Wymar__>: I want to be inside you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9351 on: January 05, 2015, 08:03:20 pm »
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Hm, have you considered murder?  It's either that or letting it go.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9352 on: January 05, 2015, 09:37:41 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 05, 2015, 08:43:13 pm
"What is a reptile?"
"THE CALCIUM GATES OPEN"
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on January 05, 2015, 10:12:27 pm
It's always horrible when you click on a link and it leads to a gif of someone opening the Calfornian Gates.
Quote from: Orange Wizard on January 05, 2015, 05:17:15 pm
Which, to be fair, is kind of necessary when you want to fit a T-Rex dong in there.
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What if the earth is just a knick in one of the infinite swords of the mighty fractal bear?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9353 on: January 06, 2015, 03:48:11 am »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on January 05, 2015, 08:07:55 am
Hopefully the car insurance devils weren't spying on me from Geico hell, or else my premiums just went up in the afterlife.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9354 on: January 06, 2015, 08:10:28 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9355 on: January 06, 2015, 08:27:48 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9356 on: January 06, 2015, 12:15:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9357 on: January 06, 2015, 01:07:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9358 on: January 06, 2015, 02:09:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9359 on: January 06, 2015, 02:18:46 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on January 06, 2015, 02:15:04 pm
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