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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9330 on: January 03, 2015, 02:39:42 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9331 on: January 03, 2015, 10:46:31 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9332 on: January 03, 2015, 10:49:34 am »
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I am indeed partially you. I'm just trying to find an opening to do the thing.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9333 on: January 03, 2015, 01:25:52 pm »
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Pretty sure "use helicopter to rescue kids from wizard with skeleton army" isn't in the Bible.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9334 on: January 03, 2015, 05:49:14 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on January 03, 2015, 04:55:04 pm
Plus we stopped all the knifeplay ages ago - now we just talk about lactating men.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9335 on: January 03, 2015, 06:10:53 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9336 on: January 03, 2015, 06:27:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9337 on: January 03, 2015, 07:16:35 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9338 on: January 03, 2015, 08:08:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9339 on: January 04, 2015, 01:48:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9340 on: January 04, 2015, 06:42:34 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9341 on: January 04, 2015, 02:47:26 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on January 04, 2015, 02:43:58 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9342 on: January 04, 2015, 05:13:32 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on January 04, 2015, 05:10:18 pm
Well, Merkel was fecunded in murky circumstance about 25 years ago. She keeps the sperm in a special sack in her belly, and lays eggs under the Bundestag. The hatchlings are sorted, the fit ones are sent all over the country for adotptions while the other end un in currywurst.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9343 on: January 04, 2015, 07:42:38 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on January 04, 2015, 07:40:28 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9344 on: January 04, 2015, 09:04:45 pm »
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