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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763855 times)

Arx

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9315 on: January 01, 2015, 05:51:54 am »

I, too, ply my laptop with jewelries to keep her happy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9316 on: January 01, 2015, 07:53:48 am »

Quote from: Scorchy's KOTOR 2 let's-play
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9317 on: January 01, 2015, 03:15:09 pm »

Is an old snake wizard with no interesting fetishes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9318 on: January 01, 2015, 07:14:46 pm »

I didn't know giant squid monsters were so charming~
How did you think they picked up so many Japanese girls?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9319 on: January 01, 2015, 10:57:59 pm »

... few things are as terrifying as an enthusiastic elderly woman with a castration fetish.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9320 on: January 02, 2015, 01:41:09 am »

Can we be honest, here, rather than continuing to try and prove who has the largest electronic dick?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9321 on: January 02, 2015, 04:12:41 am »

A truly powerful wizard could make the entire world eat his shorts...without even having to take his shorts off.
I've just realized that I literally said 'Look at it, you can even punish children with it!' as if that would be a thing I would like to exist.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9322 on: January 02, 2015, 01:59:47 pm »

Spell Permanency: Greater Mouthfeel, on the other hand...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9323 on: January 02, 2015, 02:05:23 pm »

Quote from: Prophet
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9324 on: January 02, 2015, 02:44:46 pm »

slaves, servents, and workers. . . . . More intelligent versions of pets, if you ask me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9325 on: January 02, 2015, 06:08:13 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9326 on: January 02, 2015, 07:20:05 pm »

Quote from: r/dwarffortress
Probably broke its finger telling all those beasts to go fuck themselves.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9327 on: January 02, 2015, 09:10:17 pm »

I think a smurf jizzed on your food, there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9328 on: January 02, 2015, 09:45:36 pm »

I think I'd rather hear "Yeah, this is full of tapeworms" than that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9329 on: January 02, 2015, 10:54:16 pm »

"SHITTING FUCK! SOMEONE GET KILLING KRINGLE OUT OF HERE!"
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