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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763676 times)

Graknorke

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9240 on: December 18, 2014, 02:11:35 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on December 18, 2014, 01:29:47 pm
Send me the chance to screw with kiddies as a teacher.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9241 on: December 18, 2014, 02:17:33 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on December 18, 2014, 02:09:51 pm
There are no non-waterfowl birds that have external genitalia. If you want to do that kind of surgery you'll probably need to work through the cloaca.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9242 on: December 18, 2014, 02:18:35 pm »
Quote from: Culise on December 18, 2014, 01:41:55 pm
I think we've passed creepy undertones and gone right into underpants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9243 on: December 18, 2014, 07:23:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9244 on: December 18, 2014, 10:42:19 pm »
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What is Cthulhu doing there? AAAAHAHH NO HE'S GONNA TOUCH MY BUTT
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9245 on: December 18, 2014, 11:39:06 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9246 on: December 19, 2014, 12:42:25 am »
00:41   Shinotsa_   Fuck Ghandi, fuck Hemmingway, fuck Socrates and Epicureus
00:41   Shinotsa_   That's the best quote
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9247 on: December 19, 2014, 10:07:33 am »
Quote from: IronTomato on December 19, 2014, 09:59:45 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9248 on: December 19, 2014, 10:13:13 am »
Quote from: smjjames on December 19, 2014, 10:07:33 am
Quote from: IronTomato on December 19, 2014, 09:59:45 am
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Early 2013, my metal gear was Rising. Now its rock Solid. Doctor says its permanent and going to cause Phantom Pain in the future.
I guess the guy was on Ac!d.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9249 on: December 19, 2014, 11:16:52 am »
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How do you milk a snake? Their nipples are so tiny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9250 on: December 19, 2014, 04:02:11 pm »
Quote from: smeeprocket on December 19, 2014, 12:16:51 am
Quote from: Xantalos on December 19, 2014, 12:15:05 am
No it's about how he's a homocidal cannibal killing people in the deep woods
oh yea that is entirely different.

carry on, then
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9251 on: December 19, 2014, 08:38:02 pm »
[19:36]   scrabbabble   Plz don't, I promised my therapist I would stop getting blowjobs from strangers
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9252 on: December 20, 2014, 12:10:41 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9253 on: December 20, 2014, 01:08:59 am »
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"Nope, no poop. No poop happened. That's a thing you made up."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9254 on: December 20, 2014, 02:10:25 am »
Quote from: Jervill on December 17, 2014, 11:04:04 pm
I was not aware that moustaches made one Indian.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting
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