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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9225 on: December 16, 2014, 08:57:24 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on December 16, 2014, 07:33:55 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9226 on: December 16, 2014, 12:10:39 pm »
Quote from: Sinistar on December 16, 2014, 04:42:59 am
I think church is pretty cool guy, eh jokes about incest and doesn't affraid of anything

Seriously, I think you had one cool pastor.
yep, plus he had this rapport going on with the youth minister that made for very amusing banter. Heck, this comment also came from a long thread between paator and minister.

The pastor was a Korean that served in the US Air Force, around 40 to 50 years old, fitter than a bunch of high school dudes, and not afraid to make inappropriate jokes in front of other elders :P Minister was around 25ish, somewhat of a genius and had a liking for deep, introspective topics for youth sermons. It was a lot more like philosophy classes than typical bible study... I miss the church even though i'm not that religious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9227 on: December 16, 2014, 12:11:33 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on December 16, 2014, 12:05:44 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9228 on: December 16, 2014, 01:58:08 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on December 16, 2014, 01:48:24 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9229 on: December 16, 2014, 03:41:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9230 on: December 16, 2014, 09:55:16 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9231 on: December 17, 2014, 01:21:07 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9232 on: December 17, 2014, 01:37:17 am »
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>PUT PIPEWEED IN FRODO

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9233 on: December 17, 2014, 01:57:47 am »
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>EAT SAM

"You try to eat some of Sam, but you can't."
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>PUT PIPEWEED IN FRODO

You try to put in Frodo the pipewe but you can't.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9234 on: December 17, 2014, 02:22:08 pm »
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« Reply #9235 on: December 17, 2014, 03:22:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9236 on: December 17, 2014, 04:00:16 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9237 on: December 18, 2014, 12:05:41 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on December 17, 2014, 10:19:43 pm
I'm sorry, but did you just say that you smashed down a load-bearing wall and then complained about the collapse?  Good god man you're doing things that normally require a city permit and a code inspector!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9238 on: December 18, 2014, 11:05:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9239 on: December 18, 2014, 01:56:35 pm »
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