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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711519 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9195 on: December 11, 2014, 02:24:50 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9196 on: December 11, 2014, 02:47:22 pm »
Quote from: My English teacher
You can't just write a story then add this little element where he cannibalizes himself.

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Like a loaf; he's becoming a loaf of bread staring at grass.
Quote from: Other person in class
I cut my finger on a toilet.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9197 on: December 11, 2014, 04:53:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9198 on: December 11, 2014, 06:39:19 pm »
Quote from: ArKFallen on December 11, 2014, 10:58:59 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9199 on: December 11, 2014, 06:57:57 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on December 11, 2014, 06:39:19 pm
Quote from: ArKFallen on December 11, 2014, 10:58:59 am
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on February 18, 2014, 10:26:07 pm
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Woah, old memories there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9200 on: December 11, 2014, 07:37:49 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9201 on: December 12, 2014, 12:18:38 am »
Quote from: Rolepgeek on December 11, 2014, 11:14:18 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9202 on: December 12, 2014, 02:06:46 am »
Quote from: ArKFallen on December 11, 2014, 10:58:59 am
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on February 18, 2014, 10:26:07 pm
He's gone 40k! Quickly, nurse, fetch his necronomicon!

That's quite an old quote to pull up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9203 on: December 12, 2014, 02:35:59 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9204 on: December 12, 2014, 11:18:55 am »
Hey, I'm in here a few times, awesome. I should probably join in, am I doing this right?

Quote from: penguinofhonor on December 12, 2014, 11:10:09 am
We live in a world where people are too scared to check whether some cans are full of literal shit because these maybe-fake cans of shit are too valuable to open.

Not that the context helps much.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9205 on: December 12, 2014, 08:08:18 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9206 on: December 12, 2014, 08:52:48 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on December 12, 2014, 08:49:48 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9207 on: December 13, 2014, 11:43:27 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9208 on: December 13, 2014, 05:38:35 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9209 on: December 13, 2014, 05:56:32 pm »
The most hilarious and pissed off Indian man I've seen in a while:

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