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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9165 on: December 05, 2014, 05:37:49 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9166 on: December 05, 2014, 07:10:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9167 on: December 05, 2014, 10:19:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9168 on: December 06, 2014, 09:13:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9169 on: December 07, 2014, 11:10:42 pm »
Quote from: Descan on December 07, 2014, 08:19:05 pm
Except the penises. Those are always raining everywhere.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9170 on: December 08, 2014, 01:00:30 am »
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Quote from: Ispil on September 23, 2016, 02:25:08 pm
Turns out you can seriously not notice how deep into this shit you went until you get out.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9171 on: December 08, 2014, 09:05:11 am »
Quote from: Akura on December 08, 2014, 09:02:01 am
I didn't swallow. I gargled it a bit and spit it out. And to make sure that doesn't end up in the OOC thread, you may use it in the OOC thread.
Icing on the cake.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9172 on: December 08, 2014, 09:10:25 am »
Quote from: Propman on December 08, 2014, 08:53:09 am
Sure is weird to see an otherwise out of place thread where everyone is talking in PG, respecting other people's opinions, and giving tips and suggestions next to a console wars thread.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9173 on: December 08, 2014, 11:16:58 am »
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<Wrex> Oh wait YOU DED
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9174 on: December 08, 2014, 07:00:58 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on December 08, 2014, 04:58:38 pm
EVERYONE WANTS TO BANG THEIR MOM
TRUST ME I GOT LIKE 5 CASE STUDIES
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9175 on: December 09, 2014, 02:37:07 am »
Quote from: Radio Controlled on December 08, 2014, 02:41:15 pm
Nah thanks, we're cool. Though we've been having an epidemic lately that makes people defecate their intestines explosively.
YHEA IT'S FROM ER COME AT ME.
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9176 on: December 09, 2014, 07:12:09 am »
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Dwarf Fortress is a wonderfully fun death camp simulator. Right now, I am struggling with the design of my puppy corpse incineration chamber.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9177 on: December 09, 2014, 10:51:25 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on December 09, 2014, 08:46:23 am
Just a goldfish in a fishbowl wrapped in a scarf and going on timey-wimey adventures.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9178 on: December 09, 2014, 01:04:48 pm »
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Physics just came out of our fire
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #9179 on: December 09, 2014, 02:12:05 pm »
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"At one point, some biological intelligence thought it was a good idea to create artificially intelligent machines. These machines became so successful they saw biology as a threat and have wiped out all biology they have encountered. They simply wait for radio signals from an unsuspecting planet before they launch the extermination."

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