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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756497 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #900 on: March 04, 2011, 07:06:59 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #901 on: March 05, 2011, 10:01:33 pm »

... he jumped off the damn wing a long time ago and is currrently skydiving towards Crazyland with no parachute, the only safe way to enter Crazyland.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #902 on: March 06, 2011, 12:13:33 pm »

Bin Laden throws the best parties.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #903 on: March 06, 2011, 03:51:15 pm »

It seems gems are harder, if not impossible, for the miners to fuck.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #904 on: March 12, 2011, 04:25:43 pm »

Err... How big is "Regular size"? I need an inch size!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #905 on: March 12, 2011, 04:33:32 pm »

Ya that's why I didn't answer that *g*

That and I usually don't run around measuring things with a ruler.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #906 on: March 12, 2011, 05:59:43 pm »

I've not seen a single pizza place that didn't have the inch size somewhere on the menu.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #907 on: March 12, 2011, 06:08:24 pm »

That's 'cause I usually don't go to pizza places.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #909 on: March 12, 2011, 10:51:21 pm »

Grace: "I hope master likes this hole too...."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #910 on: March 13, 2011, 05:42:27 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #912 on: March 13, 2011, 02:34:42 pm »

... you ninja me in everything I do lately...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #914 on: March 13, 2011, 02:36:25 pm »

Then how do I do it being both a ninja and a anti-ninja?
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