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[miauw62]

<StupidElves> Hell is a place in Michigan, and it freezes over regularly
<OG_Dutch> the British technically liberated America in the WWII

[Tawa]

Did you know grown up kittens...


Are dogs?

* Darvi's face flies into space.

[Spehss _]

STOP VOMITING EVERYWHERE.

[Arcvasti]

my libido works in alphabetical order

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Don't make me call Tiruin.

[Omeganaut]

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[Morrigi]

10:16 Hufflaw: do I have to disguise as a doctor and specifically look at porn for the benefit of towers in dreams
(...)
10:17 Hufflaw: Alright so, stop using facebook, become a porn doctor and realize 9/11 was a dream, watch cube 2 and destroy canada

[Iceblaster]

Spoiler: Rabid and Ice have a goofing off of school chat SLIGHTLY NSFW (click to show/hide)

1:41 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: my dad could beat up your dad
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: I was born two years after they marries
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: (mum and dad)
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: Soooo
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: then on 2001 september 21
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: my brother was born
1:41 PM - Iceblaster: ten days after 9/11
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: so make a conspiracy if you want
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: 9/11 has three numbers that add up to 11
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: 11 minus ten equals 1
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: 2001 plus 21 is 6
1:42 PM - Iceblaster: 6 tims 11 is 66
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: and add 100 from the zeros
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: and it's 660
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: Add six for what we times it by
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: 666
1:43 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: roosterteeth nidhogg tourney
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: brother is anti christ
1:43 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: yes
1:43 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: yeesssssssssssssss
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: it's not obama who's anti christ
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: but
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: but my brother
1:43 PM - Iceblaster: i just gotta acquire holy water
1:44 PM - Iceblaster: know any excorcists?
1:44 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: My dog barks at ghosts.
1:44 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: Will that work?
1:44 PM - Iceblaster: uhh
1:44 PM - Iceblaster: i need holy water though
1:44 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: we could bless his prostate or something
1:44 PM - Iceblaster: but
1:44 PM - Iceblaster: only the pope's penis is that holy
1:44 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: my dog is the brope
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: the brope?
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: i need the -
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: did the pope get transmuted into a doge
1:45 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: god be with ya, bruh
1:45 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: d.j. brope in da hizzle
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: okei
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: brope
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: i need you
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: to rape my brother
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: in the anus
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: and touch his prostate
1:45 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: done
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: with your dog dick
1:45 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: done
1:45 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: doooooone
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: okei
1:45 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: god has many ways
1:45 PM - Iceblaster: how many shekels of silver
1:45 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: n god backwards is dog
1:45 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: give me many shekels
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: how many
1:46 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: many
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: many is not a number
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: unles...
1:46 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: many
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: many is four letters
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: four
1:46 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: no, bad
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: you want four?
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: well
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: many has four numbers
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: shekels has 7 numbers
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: 4 + 7 = 11
1:46 PM - Iceblaster: oh my god 9/11 was caused by many shekels
1:47 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: 12+1+13+25
1:47 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: many
1:47 PM - Iceblaster: 13 + 13 = 26 + 25 =41
1:47 PM - Iceblaster: 41 shekels
1:47 PM - Iceblaster: okei
1:47 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: 1 X 4 shekels obviously
1:48 PM - Iceblaster: 1 to the 400,000th power
1:48 PM - Iceblaster: time to bring
1:48 PM - Iceblaster: 41 shekels
1:48 PM - Iceblaster: to the brope
1:48 PM - Iceblaster: then the brope
1:48 PM - Iceblaster: will rape my brother
1:48 PM - Iceblaster: in the anus
1:48 PM - Iceblaster: and bless his prostate
1:48 PM - Iceblaster: we are terrible people
1:49 PM - Iceblaster: the pope felt a disturbance in the faith
1:49 PM - Iceblaster: and wa slike
1:49 PM - Iceblaster: 'i feel like raping a boy in the anus and blessing his prostate'
1:49 PM - Iceblaster: oh my god we're responsible for the next child molestation
1:49 PM - Mikasa Smackerbitch: yiis

[TD1]

I turned around, and saw Yoink from the forums. He then tossed a chainsword to me, and told me to end this.

[mastahcheese]

That entire time I was imagining you as your lawyer cat avatar with a red scarf tied around your head like Rambo.

[Tawa]

He'd get along well with Satsuki and Obama.

[Furtuka]

[14:57]   StupidElves   I now declare myself to be a man that can transform into a Japanese school girl for shits and giggles

[Omeganaut]

Congratulations, you can now run around bitch-slapping people unconscious.

[Orange Wizard]

Women are a subspecies of cats.

Breaking news: Frat boy arrested after repeatedly blowing pepper into people's faces. He has been charged with 13 counts of sexual harassment and rape.

[ArKFallen]

as free as your moral compass