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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #885 on: February 26, 2011, 05:59:32 am »
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Re: Out-Of-Context/Quote Thread.
« Reply #886 on: February 26, 2011, 07:14:34 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on October 11, 2010, 01:08:32 am
Oh, yes, I did do that.

Shit, that came out wrong, it was meant to be discouraging. I hope DoctorZ doesn't try and break through my screen.

e: And that was self-aggrandizing. I think I know what Realmfighter is going through all of a sudden. Not making innuendo is hard.

Goddamn it there I go again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #887 on: February 26, 2011, 07:19:11 am »
That reminds me, JackRabbit, turn around.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #888 on: February 26, 2011, 07:34:38 am »
No, only I get Jackrabbit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #889 on: February 26, 2011, 09:38:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #890 on: February 26, 2011, 09:57:31 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on February 26, 2011, 09:38:13 pm
Quote from: ToonyMan on February 26, 2011, 09:24:47 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread -
« Reply #891 on: February 28, 2011, 12:35:09 pm »
Quote from Byond's news thing
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread -
« Reply #892 on: February 28, 2011, 04:33:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread -
« Reply #893 on: February 28, 2011, 06:14:00 pm »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on July 23, 2010, 03:03:30 pm
Every peon has a place to call their own, though they seem to prefer sleeping in each other's beds.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #894 on: March 01, 2011, 03:08:41 pm »
These are a bit... ah... Unsuitable for children. All come from a friend of mine (we suspect he was dropped on his head. Many, many times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #895 on: March 01, 2011, 11:59:09 pm »
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on March 01, 2011, 07:58:05 pm
So a chicken and an egg were laying in a bed together.  The egg was smoking a cigarette, and said, "Well now we know."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #896 on: March 02, 2011, 12:24:32 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #897 on: March 02, 2011, 09:25:08 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #898 on: March 02, 2011, 10:58:53 pm »
Quote from: Boksi on March 02, 2011, 10:48:35 pm
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I don't know how it works. It does.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - Where good lines go to die.
« Reply #899 on: March 04, 2011, 07:22:54 am »
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<Retro> i was eating a bagel earlier
<Retro> precisely at 4:41:05 atlantic time
<Retro> it was a whole wheat bagel
<Retro> no brand name
<Retro> i took out my huge, throbbing knife
<Retro> and began to sever it
<Retro> directly down the center
<Retro> it was too dry
<Retro> that's when i took it out
<Retro> the margarine
<Retro> not as real as butter but just as visceral
<Retro> and i dipped my knife in
<Retro> both sides of the blade
<Retro> and began to rub
<Retro> rub rub rub
<Retro> afterwards my knife was coated in both buttery smears and crumbs
<Retro> what a dirty knife
<Retro> "i'll have to clean you i said"
<Retro> so i put it in the dishwasher
<Retro> and put soap in
<Retro> and turned it on
<Retro> then i ate my bagel
<Retro> it was pretty good
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