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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8805 on: October 28, 2014, 10:06:35 am »
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Whaddya mean, dryhumping that rock? I'm just stretching my back, that's all.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8806 on: October 28, 2014, 02:25:31 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8807 on: October 28, 2014, 03:01:57 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8808 on: October 28, 2014, 03:07:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. What happens when I change the title
« Reply #8809 on: October 28, 2014, 03:57:16 pm »
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ɟnɔʞ im gnettig itno all tshee sgis......

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8810 on: October 28, 2014, 05:15:31 pm »
Quoting LSP is cheating.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8811 on: October 29, 2014, 04:23:30 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8812 on: October 29, 2014, 07:49:58 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on October 29, 2014, 07:48:20 am
I'm pretty sure the "flying eyeball critters" are angels.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8813 on: October 29, 2014, 09:23:50 am »
Quote from: Frumple on October 29, 2014, 09:20:46 am
... mammorc? Illinois roads are the orc's tits?

Although you may have to know the context for it to be funny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8814 on: October 29, 2014, 01:34:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8815 on: October 29, 2014, 04:13:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8816 on: October 29, 2014, 04:58:09 pm »
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I haven't even read it and I feel like my innocence has evaporated.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8817 on: October 29, 2014, 05:00:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8818 on: October 29, 2014, 05:43:39 pm »
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on October 29, 2014, 01:54:49 am
Even if you somehow resist the urge to cut down every tree you see, they'll fall over anyway from shear fear.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8819 on: October 29, 2014, 05:46:21 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on October 29, 2014, 05:28:35 pm
Delimbing is a good start. Why kill their parents when you can instead leave a pair of barely-living semi-sentient fleshblobs
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