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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711522 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8790 on: October 26, 2014, 10:35:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8791 on: October 26, 2014, 10:44:02 pm »
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Quote from: Flying Dice on October 26, 2014, 10:17:55 pm
Obviously the division between tree/Ent is "Do I need napalm?"
This was actually funnier upon finding the context. Considering where the bush/tree conversation sprouted from.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8792 on: October 27, 2014, 07:12:14 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8793 on: October 27, 2014, 09:13:54 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8794 on: October 27, 2014, 11:44:07 am »
Quote from: piecewise on October 27, 2014, 11:24:35 am
You attempt to show condescension but all you can manage is condensation.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8795 on: October 27, 2014, 01:48:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8796 on: October 27, 2014, 05:34:15 pm »
Quote from: Steelmagic on October 27, 2014, 03:33:51 pm
Sometimes you just find a polish person fishing next to a dumpster. Just one of those days.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8797 on: October 27, 2014, 08:08:46 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on October 27, 2014, 06:51:48 pm
So I guess if you wanted to make a dam from congealed blood you could. Only requires killing the vast majority of all humans.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8798 on: October 27, 2014, 08:21:25 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on October 27, 2014, 10:55:13 am
That's the record for live cats. Dead cats can last as long as you like
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8799 on: October 27, 2014, 08:52:44 pm »
Quote from: Blargityblarg on October 27, 2014, 08:50:56 pm
Slowly killing oneself out of spite, whilst fairly metal, is not a particularly efficient form of revenge.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8800 on: October 28, 2014, 04:19:58 am »
Quote from: Pufferfish on October 27, 2014, 10:38:15 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8801 on: October 28, 2014, 04:42:19 am »
Quote from: Bohandas on October 28, 2014, 01:10:10 am
I've learned to appreciate the humor in the stories of real-life child-murdering serial killers
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8802 on: October 28, 2014, 06:06:39 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8803 on: October 28, 2014, 08:46:49 am »
Quote from: Frumple on October 27, 2014, 11:13:51 pm
Have you considered...

... handstands?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8804 on: October 28, 2014, 09:51:39 am »
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on October 28, 2014, 09:45:01 am
I also had to fight off my neighbors declaring war and trying to destroy my flower
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