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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756729 times)

Omeganaut

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8775 on: October 26, 2014, 02:41:06 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8776 on: October 26, 2014, 03:45:23 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8777 on: October 26, 2014, 04:05:16 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8778 on: October 26, 2014, 04:07:36 pm »

ATTENTION!
There are to be no quotes specifically involving the crotch/ass region solely because it involves the region. This results in an angry Derm, an angrier ToadyOne, and a locked thread. Nobody wants that. So keep your fetishistic crap to yourself.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8779 on: October 26, 2014, 04:09:57 pm »

That's not funny, nor out of context. -10 points. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8780 on: October 26, 2014, 04:10:19 pm »

Actually ironically that quote has absolutely nothing to do with the regions mentioned in that post.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8781 on: October 26, 2014, 04:10:56 pm »

I shudder to know where your semen tubes are, then.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8782 on: October 26, 2014, 04:12:05 pm »

Solely.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8783 on: October 26, 2014, 04:12:15 pm »

Go look up the context yourself then if you don't believe me :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8784 on: October 26, 2014, 05:08:41 pm »

The context was hammered by toady, sorry guys.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8785 on: October 26, 2014, 06:15:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8786 on: October 26, 2014, 06:21:58 pm »

I would say the fact that Toady didn't approve of the original context supports Tawarochir's admonishiment and your quote's likely unsuitability for this thread. 

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8787 on: October 26, 2014, 07:34:17 pm »

Were there trolls in frozen? Did they have homosexual shipping inclinations?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8788 on: October 26, 2014, 08:30:50 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8789 on: October 26, 2014, 10:19:56 pm »

Obviously the division between tree/Ent is "Do I need napalm?"
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