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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763711 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #870 on: February 21, 2011, 11:05:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #871 on: February 22, 2011, 06:07:34 am »
Quote from: PopeRichardCorey on February 21, 2011, 11:59:51 am
A needlessly complicated, limited use weapon which has to be reset every 9 months?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #872 on: February 22, 2011, 08:27:21 pm »
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<Darkone> "JESUS FUCK ITS A GERMAN GET IN THE CAR"
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Re: Out of Context Thread.
« Reply #873 on: February 22, 2011, 11:19:54 pm »
Quote from: Jay on September 12, 2010, 07:56:09 pm
Quote from: Josephus on August 30, 2010, 04:42:15 pm
I've played a guitar with my penis.

I erm, I really want to try this.

Just happened now

"NEED TO WAAAAAANK"
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my champion is now holding his artifact crossbow by his upper left leg and still shooting with is just fine despite having no hands.
Quote from: Jim Groovester on July 14, 2009, 07:35:00 pm
What? He's firing from the hip.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #874 on: February 23, 2011, 02:30:03 pm »
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Quote from: Realmfighter on February 22, 2010, 11:51:31 pm
We all have problems. Some people just have more awesome problems than others.
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Getting angry is fun. Getting angry over petty things even better.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #875 on: February 23, 2011, 02:42:12 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #876 on: February 23, 2011, 04:28:43 pm »
Quote from: Itnetlolor on September 14, 2009, 12:14:23 am
Quote from: Hortun on September 13, 2009, 11:09:44 pm
"Bottle your emotions and pretend everything is okay!"
Perfect slogan for my drink.

This isn't out of context, and it's waaaay old, but I was revisiting the ol' mermaid harvesting thread, and this one really made me laugh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #877 on: February 23, 2011, 05:19:14 pm »
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(5:15:06 PM) Scriptwolf: hey
(5:15:12 PM) Scriptwolf: ohh rape im there

Actually made sense in context, for once.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #878 on: February 24, 2011, 01:28:51 pm »
Quote from: webadict on February 24, 2011, 01:21:45 pm
I'll end Day soon. Had a busy night. Mostly because I forgot, and I didn't update this morning because today is Thursday, and if I updated today, I'd be breaking the promise and heart of a little girl I met in kindergarten.

See, she had moved to my home town somewhere between learning G and H. She was very pretty, so during naptime, I would lay by her and smell her hair. It smelled like strawberries. The teacher noticed the pseudo-stalker behavior and contacted my parents.

On my way home, I noticed she rode the same bus as me. I sat behind her, hoping to smell the same berry scent from naptime. Unfortunately, she turned around and called me weird, at which I pulled her hair and punched her in the face. The bus driver informed my parents I was never allowed on the bus again.

Luckily, the next day at recess, I found her and asked her to marry me, to which she replied, "Yeah, how about the Thursday after for-never?" Initially confused, I later assumed she was using a calendar other than my standard Gregorian one. I was delighted.

Since then, I have repeatedly sent her my contact information to her several various email accounts she keeps setting up without notifying me, surprising her with lunch, and wishing her good night while watching her on my video baby monitor I keep in my house, all in hopes that today is the Thursday after for-never.
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This guy needs to write a biography about Columbus. I would totally buy it.
I can see it now.

trying to make a different's: the life of Columbus

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #879 on: February 24, 2011, 05:27:31 pm »
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Deadmeat1471: VIVE LA FRANCE
Deadmeat1471: you never heard me say that.


Deadmeat is British
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Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on April 11, 2010, 09:09:45 am
Tell me your mother isn't a Great Old One, please.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #880 on: February 24, 2011, 05:31:38 pm »
Quote from: warhammer651 on February 24, 2011, 05:27:31 pm
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Deadmeat1471: VIVE LA FRANCE
Deadmeat1471: you never heard me say that.


Deadmeat is British
Clearly he is a French Spy, which also makes him The Sp- *glkh*

MetalSlimeHunt has been struck down. Yes, again.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #881 on: February 24, 2011, 05:38:52 pm »
Wait, again? when was the last time?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #882 on: February 24, 2011, 11:55:47 pm »
Quote from: Soulwynd on February 24, 2011, 10:43:25 pm
Just like I told Jay, I still like Tits better.
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princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #883 on: February 25, 2011, 03:59:42 am »
Quote from: Aklyon on February 24, 2011, 05:38:52 pm
Wait, again? when was the last time?

When he got blood on my suit.

I STILL CAN'T WASH IT OUT YOU MOTHERF*CKER.

COME OVER HERE SO I CAN USE YOUR FACE TO WIPE MY BLOODY ASS
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"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread - AQIZZAR INCORPORATED
« Reply #884 on: February 26, 2011, 01:27:15 am »
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GET THESE BEES OF MY PENIS
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Quote from: tahujdt on March 03, 2014, 07:37:57 pm
And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!
Quote from: RedKing on August 27, 2014, 11:39:39 am
Because the solution to not being able to control your dakka is MOAR DAKKA.

That's it. We've finally crossed over and become the nation of Da Orky Boyz.
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