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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761941 times)

4maskwolf

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8505 on: September 28, 2014, 08:15:59 am »

Let's all take a breather and burn some elves.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8506 on: September 28, 2014, 10:06:56 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8507 on: September 28, 2014, 03:49:48 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8508 on: September 28, 2014, 04:06:25 pm »

-oops rules snip-
technically lsp is cheating
but quote too good to miss
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8510 on: September 28, 2014, 08:34:52 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8511 on: September 28, 2014, 08:42:12 pm »

Are you saying you want to swallow some Brazilian nuts whole?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8512 on: September 28, 2014, 11:54:55 pm »

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[23:53] <GreeningGalaxy> oh my god it worked
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8513 on: September 28, 2014, 11:56:37 pm »

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[23:53]   adwarf   Also would blank be update Warmachine or ??? ???
[23:53]   GUNINANRUNIN   ??? ???
[23:53]   Xanmy   Profit, I think.
[23:53]   GUNINANRUNIN   when are you going to ??? so we can ???
[23:53]   adwarf   Not sure what ??? is so :v
[23:53]   Xanmy   Oh, wait. This is one of those insert a word things.
[23:53]   GUNINANRUNIN   okay, guess i'll ???
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8514 on: September 29, 2014, 12:22:42 am »

Mein kampf ist gegen die Grammatik.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8516 on: September 29, 2014, 09:26:54 am »

We could someday reach a point where when one of our dwarves collapses into tears at the sight of an anvil, we have to dig deep to discover whether it's because his association of anvils with his blacksmith mother who died horribly in front of him as a child causes him to have panic attacks when he sees one, or whether there's just a misplaced semicolon somewhere that makes anvils inherently soul-crushingly tragic to a tiny subset of the population.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8517 on: September 29, 2014, 04:19:49 pm »

Quote from: #feftalk
23:13   <Ochita>: :T
23:13   <Ochita>: oh man gotta make like
23:13   <Ochita>: a 23 year backstory for this one mook
23:14   <Ochita>: then read it out to the party when they kill the mook
23:14   <darkpaladin109>: X
23:14   <Ochita>: and then I gotta repeat for every mook
23:14   <darkpaladin109>: err, *XD
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23:17   <Birdy>: "When young Alexandra flew away from home on her Pegasus, her father tried to chase after her and stop her from her task. 'He pleaded, no my daughter! Don't fly off to war! There you shall only find pain and death!' To which she replied, 'But I must follow my prince to honor and glory!' Now she's dead. Congratulation you murderers."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8518 on: September 29, 2014, 04:29:47 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8519 on: September 29, 2014, 05:05:11 pm »

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