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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711908 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8475 on: September 26, 2014, 01:37:17 am »

So what you're suggesting here is basically a tactical squad-based prostitute combat game?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8476 on: September 26, 2014, 02:14:02 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8478 on: September 26, 2014, 03:09:11 pm »

The 300 Spartans was actually Tyler Durden, Luke Skywalker's father! And he killed Dumbledore, who was dead all along and was actually a man! This causes all the plants to release neurotoxins and reveal that the dead man in the bathroom floor was the mastermind the entire time!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8479 on: September 26, 2014, 03:18:53 pm »

I AM NOT FROZEN. I AM NOT COVERED IN SYRUP.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8480 on: September 26, 2014, 03:22:55 pm »

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Jesus is totally a vampire. Drink his blood and get powers!

Funny you should mention that, yesterday I was impersonating a Jesus-figure on UristMcStation, and I was later told I was CLEARLY trying to go for a vampire instead.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8481 on: September 26, 2014, 03:47:06 pm »

We wouldn't need one anyways as our moose can swim
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8482 on: September 26, 2014, 05:49:12 pm »

It's best to just let us repeatedly murder you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8484 on: September 26, 2014, 08:23:14 pm »

Wendigoose. Wendimoose? Wendigoosemoose. Wendiduckduckgoose. Wendy in the sky with diamond moose. And the beat goes on.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8485 on: September 26, 2014, 08:29:18 pm »

From a news article I just read.


"Deer are beautiful to look at, even if they’re basically over-sized rats benefiting from the good PR surrounding Bambi.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8486 on: September 26, 2014, 09:49:17 pm »

you possessing a poor lad and forcing them to murder people while they cry
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8487 on: September 26, 2014, 09:55:38 pm »

I've been threatening to do this for a while, so here it is, even though it's not technically from the forums.

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Stupid fucking Trout dick!
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I can't see around my boobs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8488 on: September 27, 2014, 10:48:51 am »

Monsters are terrible for your kidneys.
there's some worldwide epidemic of trousers slipping off
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The quotes floweth over.
« Reply #8489 on: September 27, 2014, 11:22:28 am »

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[11:14:51 AM] <greatorder> I'd go for big black dick
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